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Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML

#9179900
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25761) - you deserved it (3651)

On 03/18/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML

#9085698
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6394) - you deserved it (15317)

On 03/14/2010 at 9:39pm - misc - by grann (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I posted a pic of my prom dress on facebook. The dress looked amazing on me and it just felt so right. So I spent every single dollar I had and some borrowed to buy the dress. When I logged on later that night, the first comment asked "Is this a joke?" FML

#8929272
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21360) - you deserved it (4245)

On 03/08/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by yayaimannoying (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

#15333095
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6224) - you deserved it (38750)

On 03/16/2011 at 2:54am - misc - by dumbluck - United States

Today, I was supposed to present a speech on diabetes. The girl who went first chose the same subject, knowing I'm diabetic and that it was my topic. I went last, so I had to change half of my speech on the spot. I sounded ignorant about my own illness. FML

#13457118
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23306) - you deserved it (5327)

On 10/15/2010 at 9:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I mailed out a college application that is going to another country. I paid $250 for the application and $11 for shipping. I just realized that I forgot to sign the bottom of the application. FML

#14581374
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10098) - you deserved it (24140)

On 01/14/2011 at 8:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my car was stolen. I got it back later without the engine, any of the wheels or my brand new radio and speakers. They even took my car mats. FML

#13323289
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24333) - you deserved it (2006)

On 10/04/2010 at 10:39pm - misc - by Ro (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML

#12836034
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21255) - you deserved it (3545)

On 08/31/2010 at 8:46am - love - by kp - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that since no other procedures are working, I was required to stop eating, and drink a bunch of foul tasting 'goo', which will in turn give me constant diarrhea. This will then prepare me nicely for the long tube with a camera on the end of which will be shoved up my rectum. FML

#14630970
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18604) - you deserved it (3001)

On 01/18/2011 at 8:51pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

#17630821
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19715) - you deserved it (1441)

On 08/31/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by EwwGross - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking down the road when a twat on a quad-bike smashed into my leg. It seems that I should've been "walking on the right side of the pavement." FML

#18199894
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17833) - you deserved it (2926)

On 11/09/2011 at 5:57am - misc - by LukeyBoy - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, a man was struggling up some slippery steps with a pram, when his sunglasses fell from his head. I hurried to pick them up for him, as he had no free hands, but instead accidentally stood on them, snapping them in half. FML

#15185285
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18828) - you deserved it (14725)

On 03/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Emily -

Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML

#14831620
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23741) - you deserved it (8917)

On 02/03/2011 at 9:14pm - animals - by Disgusted - United States (Florida)



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