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Today, my landlord sent tree cutters to take down a tree in our front yard. I didn't realize their job included walking around the house and gratuitously staring at me through the window as I dressed. My boyfriend won't complain because he's afraid our rent will go up in retaliation. FML
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On 01/12/2011 at 2:42pm - misc - by iheartnjdevils - United States (Texas)
Today, I called my dad at his new wife's house to inform him I was all set to graduate from community college with my associates degree and that we needed to sit down and plan how to pay for the 4 year degree. To which he replied "all a girl needs is an associates degree". Thanks dad. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 8:20am - money - by Anna (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I went on a trip with some people from work to watch a baseball game. Halfway through the game, one of my managers shook my hand and said "Nice to Meet You." I've been working there for 3 months. FML
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On 08/12/2010 at 5:03am - work - by skyphoenix (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
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On 05/31/2010 at 5:15am - health - by FarisH (man) - Jordan (Amman Governorate)
Today, while tubing down the river, we stopped for lunch. I accidentally left my shoes on the sand when we left. I had to walk two miles through dense woods with no trail and no shoes. FML
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On 08/01/2010 at 2:51pm - misc - by Intoxicunt - United States (Florida)
Today, I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice. FML
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On 08/10/2010 at 9:46am - health - by travelsickness - United Kingdom (Dorset)
Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML
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On 10/14/2010 at 9:05am - health - by mikey - United States (Michigan)
Today, I swapped a shift so I didn't have to work on new year's eve. An hour later I realized I didn't have anyone to spend it with. I swapped it back. I'll be ringing in the new year with my boss. FML
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On 12/29/2010 at 5:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, in an attempt to save money on waxing, I bought veet hair removal cream. I also discovered it has the same effect on carpets. Now I have to pay for a replacement. So much for saving money. FML
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On 06/30/2010 at 5:39am - misc - by charlotte273 - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I started my spring break. My college is letting the students stay in the dorms for break, so I figured that staying here would mean getting more sleep than going home. Not so much. The fire alarm has been going off every 20 mins since 7:30am because they're "fixing" it. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 9:46am - misc - by sleepy2010 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got a weird feeling about the account balance in my savings account. Turns out my fiancé has been using my account to order random items whenever he likes. This account is my savings for college tuition and related expenses. FML
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On 10/07/2010 at 10:58pm - money - by udnrizh - United States (Indiana)
Today, while my friend and I signed the guest-book at a wedding, the drunk guy at our table stole my friend's painkillers and car keys before getting into a cab. Didn't need the painkillers, definitely needed the keys. FML
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On 09/30/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by strandedguest (woman) - United States
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 4:37am - misc - by dream_girl_3 (woman) - United States (Florida)
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