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Today, my dad and I were watching Hawaii play the Navy in football. I cheered when Hawaii won. My dad turns to me and says, "You know your mother and I concieved you there?" Thanks Dad. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 2:09am - intimacy - by hawaiianlovechild - United States
Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 3:59pm - misc - by FMLimsomad (man) - United States
Today, I went to start my just bought '79 VW bus. I put my key in but stopped due to the strong gasoline smell. I went to check. Found puddle of gas. The previous owner figured duct taping a cracked tank was the same as fixing it. And didn't bother to share that tidbit with me. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 9:35pm - misc - by VeeDubDisaster (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was washing my hair in the shower when the water went ice cold. It's 20 degrees outside and we have soft water which takes a longer time to wash away soap. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 12:53pm - misc - by Moondoggie_ggk69 (man) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I used a public bathroom and set my motorcycle helmet on the sink while I used the urinal. The helmet rolled into the sink, under the faucet and set off the motion detector, soaking the inside. I drove 15 miles home in 30 degree weather with a wet helmet. FML
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On 01/15/2010 at 12:04am - misc - by RyanSmithN (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 6:47am - love - by kstaa - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by Katrina641 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was loading a very large box into my hatchback. I was really struggling, and a few people walked by and laughed. Then a car pulled up and waited for the spot. There isn't a spring to hold my trunk open, so it slammed onto my head. Twice. The car honked for me to hurry up. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, after my first flight landed late, I burned out my lungs sprinting full speed for 10 minutes to catch my next flight. The gate number on my ticket was wrong. It had been changed to one right next to where I had originally pulled up to. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by mad flyer - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was fired. Why? Because I called in sick on my daughter's birthday, even though you cannot "abandon work for personal affairs". My boss's favorite employee got to skip work on his wife's birthday two weeks ago. He still works here. FML
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On 02/13/2010 at 7:29pm - work - by firedofbirthday - Sent from mobile version
Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by Ineedit (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was feeling really stressed so I bought some nice stress relieving lotion. When I got home, I took it out of the bag and accidentally dropped it (not realizing it was made of glass). The bottle shattered into pieces and I even cut my finger on one piece. So much for relieving stress. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 7:56pm - health - by Stress (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I realized that over the course of this winter, there have been more snow days in Atlanta than days in which I have ever been on a date. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 3:04pm - love - by lonelyashell (man) - United States (Georgia)
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