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Today, I had to buy a wrist splint for my carpal tunnel syndrome. Not because I'm a computer programmer or some hot shot web designer but because I spend ALL of my time playing Solitaire on my laptop. FML

#7984912
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5876) - you deserved it (28341)

On 02/07/2010 at 8:56pm - misc - by 16seconds - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to my workplace and presented me with a lock of his hair. His pubic hair that he'd just cut. FML

#8507226
113 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by emih (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML

#8664112
48 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 1:37pm - love - by canadiansun - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML

#10669832
60 comments

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On 05/21/2010 at 3:12pm - misc - by Samuel (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML

#7998625
110 comments

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On 02/08/2010 at 12:41am - love - by mmvv - United States

Today, I got banned from my boyfriend's house for being an "insurance liability." FML

#8423454
81 comments

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On 02/18/2010 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

#9158160
174 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friends and I had a long fun day at the river. That was until sundown. I now have mosquito bites in places you don't want to know. FML

#10511557
183 comments

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On 05/13/2010 at 6:49pm - animals - by Alicia - United States (California)

Today, I had to admit to everyone, including my cable guy, that I'm moving back in with my parents. FML

#12313320
76 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 5:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my hours got cut because I couldn't make it into work when they called me in. Why couldn't I make it in? I was in an interview for a better job. I didn't get the job. FML

#12665553
104 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by thyella87 - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that if you don't wrap your hair around a bristled curling iron the correct way, you end up getting it stuck, not to mention frying it. Three inches of my hair is now in the trash. FML

Today, my friends are going to see "The Social Network". They talked about it all through dinner, even though I was sitting right there and I hadn't been invited. When I asked about it, one of them said, "You wouldn't be interested", presumably because I don't use Facebook. He doesn't either. FML

#13281486
79 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 9:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I waited in line at Subway. There were two people in front of me. The first lady had seven sandwiches and the second lady had four. So after patiently waiting, I ordered my sandwich, only to have my credit card declined. FML

#13453945
55 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by bcf1234 (woman) - United States (Texas)



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