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Today, I found out I have an abscess in my bellybutton which causes me extreme pain and discomfort when I sit down. I am a receptionist. FML

#18016241
94 comments

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On 10/18/2011 at 4:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML

#19349912
102 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML

#18640460
116 comments

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On 12/29/2011 at 12:53am - health - by garfield749 (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

#19427391
119 comments

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On 04/08/2012 at 1:17am - love - by iJuli - United States (Montana)

Today, it's been exactly two years since I got my last raise. And the amount I got still allows me the luxury of being able to afford a Snickers bar every month. FML

#19488573
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18459) - you deserved it (1998)

On 04/18/2012 at 3:49am - work - by Disgruntled (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time my cats haven't been going on it. It was a rat. FML

#19004076
85 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 8:13pm - animals - by rattrap (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needed to return something and told me to go get it. While I was looking for it, a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happened in my front lawn. FML

#20020707
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20602) - you deserved it (1526)

On 08/14/2012 at 2:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML

#19269481
119 comments

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On 03/13/2012 at 2:21am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to a new dentist because I've been experiencing occasional toothache. Upon seeing my x-rays, he noticed something odd. Apparently, during a root canal a while ago, a piece of an instrument broke off, and has been lodged within ever since. FML

#20080998
120 comments

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On 09/20/2012 at 5:34pm - health - by fuckalltwitardsintheface (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a Buddhist shrine and wanted to light a candle for my friend who's having a rough time, when I got stung by a bee. I spent the next hour with a swollen shoulder. How does karma work again? FML

#19032712
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19279) - you deserved it (3641)

On 02/09/2012 at 6:05am - health - by thairsha (woman) - Japan

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

#19411830
114 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by I hate nasty people - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML

#19238093
152 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 6:53am - animals - by Anon - United States

Today, despite the fact that I'm really sick, my mom insisted that I come home and help babysit my cousins this weekend. When I got there, everyone else took off to do "errands," leaving me with three hyperactive, howler monkey-like children to deal with. FML

#19467974
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20875) - you deserved it (2364)

On 04/14/2012 at 6:19pm - kids - by Rory - Canada (Ontario)



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