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Today, I read an article on babies dying after being accidentally left in cars in the sun. On my lunch break, I decided to walk around the parking lot, checking to see that no kids were abandoned in cars. A guy gave me a smack for looking through his car window. FML

#19656678
172 comments

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On 05/21/2012 at 10:59am - misc - by whytoday -

Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML

#16981482
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On 07/05/2011 at 1:34am - work - by worksucker - United States (Texas)

Today, I was kicked out of my review lecture at community college, for "being a disturbance and refusing to stop whistling." I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold. FML

#19382867
73 comments

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On 03/31/2012 at 2:53pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it was my first day as a vacuum salesman. While I was demonstrating how well it removed stains, I managed to smear stuff over the area I was cleaning. So not only was I unsuccessful in removing the original stains, I left them with worse carpet than when I got there. FML

#18451587
72 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 9:29am - work - by JB - United States

Today, I went to see my grandfather in hospital, to see how well he's recovering from his stroke. He asked who I was. After I told him I'm his grand-daughter, his head almost rolled off his neck in disappointment. FML

Today, I finished a website that I have been working on for ages for a friend. He tried to repay me by offering to teach me to play table tennis. FML

#17909983
81 comments

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On 10/05/2011 at 6:49am - work - by Matt - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had a bubble bath to help me relax. I was more stressed out by the sound of all the bubbles popping than I was to begin with. FML

#19452879
117 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by dl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out I have an abscess in my bellybutton which causes me extreme pain and discomfort when I sit down. I am a receptionist. FML

#18016241
94 comments

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On 10/18/2011 at 4:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML

#19349912
102 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML

#18640460
116 comments

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On 12/29/2011 at 12:53am - health - by garfield749 (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

#19427391
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24084) - you deserved it (2258)

On 04/08/2012 at 1:17am - love - by iJuli - United States (Montana)

Today, it's been exactly two years since I got my last raise. And the amount I got still allows me the luxury of being able to afford a Snickers bar every month. FML

#19488573
102 comments

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On 04/18/2012 at 3:49am - work - by Disgruntled (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time my cats haven't been going on it. It was a rat. FML

#19004076
85 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 8:13pm - animals - by rattrap (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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