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Today, I realized that even though I was an honor student throughout school, and considered the golden child who was going to go far in life, all I've accomplished a year after graduation is becoming an unemployed single mother still living with my parents. FML

#15535054
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19692) - you deserved it (28121)

On 03/28/2011 at 7:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML

#19550881
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20155) - you deserved it (3589)

On 04/29/2012 at 10:53pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after months of looking forward to my new fencing lessons and speculating endlessly about the people who might be in my class, I went to my first lesson. I was the only one who showed up. FML

#17739609
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21027) - you deserved it (2968)

On 09/13/2011 at 9:30pm - misc - by ManinBlack (man) - Canada

Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML

#17064042
86 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 6:53am - work - by leahneedssleep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I bought a $450 elliptical machine to get in shape of the new year. After 5 hours of putting it together, I realized that all the ceilings in every room of my apartment are too low for me to use it without hitting my head. I can't return it. FML

#18695783
130 comments

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On 01/03/2012 at 9:57am - health - by fatandsad (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother described what her ideal daughter-in-law should be like. Half-way through her description, fishing for some compliments, I told her that such a girl would be way above my league. She sighed and emphatically agreed. FML

#19643133
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18915) - you deserved it (8568)

On 05/18/2012 at 6:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML

#16824027
92 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by gypsy - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

#18359248
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25599) - you deserved it (4293)

On 11/26/2011 at 7:12pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, it took me 5 hours to paint my deck, only to have it ruined by the neighbors cat running all over the undry paint. FML

#16956212
51 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 12:47am - animals - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML

#19523754
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27709) - you deserved it (2464)

On 04/24/2012 at 8:08pm - love - by nofrickenway - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML

#19416398
35 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 7:09am - work - by mockable (woman) - United States

Today, I was on a flight home. I wasn't going to arrive until midnight, so I was offered an earlier flight that got back at ten. I got to baggage claims and it turned out they lost my bag. I sat there for 2 hours. The people on my original flight left for home before I did. FML

#16733710
45 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 7:54pm - misc - by me - United States (Colorado)

Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML

#19343109
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21910) - you deserved it (1758)

On 03/25/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by LesToiliettes - United States (Ohio)



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