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Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML

#10669832
60 comments

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On 05/21/2010 at 3:12pm - misc - by Samuel (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML

#8547609
81 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 6:28am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML

#8047035
75 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 9:26am - health - by mynameislor - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was massively hungover and driving home. I had a strong suspicion that I was gonna ralph so I was smart and pulled over. I emptied the contents of my stomach into a shopping bag and was proud I didn't make a mess all over the car. Seconds later, the bottom of the bag gave out. FML

#8876502
125 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by Octobre (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a comedy club, and the girl behind me was drinking. Before she swallowed it, the comedian said something funny, making her spit it all in my hair. I had just had it done for my sister's wedding tomorrow. FML

#13190418
80 comments

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On 09/25/2010 at 12:49am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my hours got cut because I couldn't make it into work when they called me in. Why couldn't I make it in? I was in an interview for a better job. I didn't get the job. FML

#12665553
104 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by thyella87 - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and turned it on and the fan started blowing. There was a terrible smell and I thought it was the person before me. Then I realized it was just the fan blowing my sweaty feet towards my face. FML

#9016591
121 comments

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On 03/12/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by LXA429 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML

#8992744
65 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 7:04am - misc - by er1133 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the airport with my mom, who requested a wheelchair for me, since I have a broken leg. I'm 24. Embarrassed, I insisted I push myself around, instead of an airline assistant doing it. A few seconds later, I crash into the same airline assistant, who then falls back into my lap. FML

#13060775
136 comments

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On 09/15/2010 at 11:53am - health - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, after moving into my new house, I agreed to let my house mates have a house warming on the condition it be a small one, as I have exams all day that day and one that I can't fail on the very next morning. The facebook event guest list now has 100+ confirmed guests. FML

#12418259
70 comments

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On 08/09/2010 at 8:33pm - misc - by mitsuko045 (woman) - Ireland (Mayo)

Today, I started my first day of work. I was told to absorb everything going on and to get used to the high-paced flow of things. I've been sitting at my desk for two hours now, and the office has been empty since I've walked in. FML

#13276180
69 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 12:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML

#11704983
197 comments

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On 07/06/2010 at 7:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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