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Today, I left my new iphone in a taxi I was sharing with a friend. Apparently when I got out she looked at it, told the driver some one had left it and gave it to him. FML

#6464441
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27009) - you deserved it (4765)

On 11/26/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by hockey (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML

#6532310
62 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my lawyer threatened to sue me because I can't afford his bill, which he sent to me after getting me out of a lawsuit. FML

#6569414
119 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

#6991981
93 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 11:58am - intimacy - by disapointed girl - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to not go to a strip club for the second Saturday in a row, because I didn't want to appear desperate in front of the strippers. FML

#8502546
91 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 1:08am - intimacy - by hayah - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to buy a wrist splint for my carpal tunnel syndrome. Not because I'm a computer programmer or some hot shot web designer but because I spend ALL of my time playing Solitaire on my laptop. FML

#7984912
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5841) - you deserved it (28243)

On 02/07/2010 at 8:56pm - misc - by 16seconds - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to my workplace and presented me with a lock of his hair. His pubic hair that he'd just cut. FML

#8507226
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19898) - you deserved it (2621)

On 02/21/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by emih (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML

#8664112
48 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 1:37pm - love - by canadiansun - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML

#10669832
60 comments

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On 05/21/2010 at 3:12pm - misc - by Samuel (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML

#7998625
110 comments

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On 02/08/2010 at 12:41am - love - by mmvv - United States

Today, I got banned from my boyfriend's house for being an "insurance liability." FML

#8423454
81 comments

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On 02/18/2010 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

#9158160
174 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friends and I had a long fun day at the river. That was until sundown. I now have mosquito bites in places you don't want to know. FML

#10511557
183 comments

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On 05/13/2010 at 6:49pm - animals - by Alicia - United States (California)



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