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Today, I parked three streets away despite the ungodly cold. I did this because in the past, on my street, I have had my car keyed, my tires slashed, and my side view mirror ripped off. When I went back out to my car, I found that someone had broken off my windshield wipers. FML
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On 02/03/2011 at 7:52am - misc - by vikingunicorn (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML
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On 01/11/2011 at 8:04pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
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On 11/05/2012 at 5:11pm - money - by Brooklyn - United States (Oregon)
Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML
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On 09/08/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML
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On 06/24/2011 at 6:11pm - kids - by Username - United States (Louisiana)
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
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On 10/06/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by grubbieduc - United States (California)
Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
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On 09/18/2011 at 10:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I discovered that even though I now have a key to get into the office, I don't know the code to shut off the alarm system. I showed up early. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 2:13pm - work - by hatemyjob (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, while in Holland, I lost the bag with my passport, debit and credit cards, license, and camera. I froze my accounts and filled out the paperwork for a new passport. My bag was found the second time I went to the police, with everything in it. Now my accounts are frozen for the 3 weeks I'm here. FML
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On 06/08/2011 at 1:52pm - misc - by misc (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, after being chronically constipated for the better part of a week, I finally have the urge to poop. Too bad I'm 30 minutes early to work and locked out of the building. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 9:07am - health - by missbutthole - United States (New York)
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
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On 12/26/2011 at 11:21pm - health - by Sophie - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, I broke my arm, and posted a picture of my X-ray on Facebook to show everyone how bad the break is. Nobody even asked me if I was OK. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 5:27am - health - by Anonymous - United States
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