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Today, I had just finished an elaborate charcoal drawing as part of a college application that took a good week. When I read over the requirements, I found out it needed to be done in graphite pencil. FML

#19054898
149 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 5:36am - misc - by Lameartist -

Today, it was my first day as a vacuum salesman. While I was demonstrating how well it removed stains, I managed to smear stuff over the area I was cleaning. So not only was I unsuccessful in removing the original stains, I left them with worse carpet than when I got there. FML

#18451587
72 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 9:29am - work - by JB - United States

Today, I watched "Rain Man" with my family. The whole time they kept exclaiming, "Omigod! That's just like Kate!" FML

#19547230
123 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 11:22am - misc - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML

#18922486
101 comments

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On 01/27/2012 at 1:54am - money - by dust - Japan

Today, I finished a website that I have been working on for ages for a friend. He tried to repay me by offering to teach me to play table tennis. FML

#17909983
81 comments

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On 10/05/2011 at 6:49am - work - by Matt - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML

#18640460
117 comments

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On 12/29/2011 at 12:53am - health - by garfield749 (man) - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when I had a coughing fit. The next thing I know I'm being pushed about by a group of guys who were smoking, because they thought I was coughing deliberately to send them a message about smoking being bad. FML

#20055365
90 comments

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On 09/03/2012 at 5:37am - misc - by Tyler - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got stuck for a while in a hallway between two security doors due to a malfunction. I'm not claustrophobic, but I sure am sensitive to horrifying smells coming from a nearby bathroom stall. FML

#18906586
55 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 10:50am - work - by replik - Russian Federation

Today, I worked 4 hours for a huge mail call to get all the troops their Christmas mail. And just like every other mail call I did not receive one package or letter. FML

#18595916
167 comments

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On 12/24/2011 at 3:38am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML

#19173596
167 comments

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On 02/27/2012 at 7:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got denied a job. They told me I was unreliable because I didn't show up for my third interview. This is the same interview they called and cancelled this morning. FML

#19025988
71 comments

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On 02/08/2012 at 11:53am - work - by abrooks88 - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML

#19391757
60 comments

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On 04/01/2012 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a lady told me her husband had sinus surgery. I replied, "Oh, I know someone who just had that done." I then realized I meant Alexis on The Real Housewives of the OC. FML

#19404446
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6643) - you deserved it (24453)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:53pm - misc - by gaagaa - United States



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