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Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex wife. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 12:24pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my parents switched phone companies, which changed the phone number. Two days ago, I dropped off over 15 job applications with my 'old' number on all of them. There is a waiting period before I can reapply anywhere. FML
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On 07/31/2010 at 3:35am - work - by telefucked (man) - United States (Idaho)
Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 4:35pm - love - by Crystal (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)
Today, I tried to open the research paper I've been working on for the past month, only to discover that the entire file is permanently lost and can't be recovered. This is not the first time this has happened to this paper. FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 3:31pm - misc - by ScienceFail (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went over to this girl's house that I really like. I was planning on cooking her dinner. In the process, the grease in the pan got too hot and caught fire. We ended up having to call the fire department. FML
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On 10/06/2010 at 5:31am - love - by fireman (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 8:19am - misc - by what434 - United States
Today, I did a quick load of laundry so I would have work clothes for the week. I don't have my own dryer so I dried them in the one in my building. After running out to my car, I came back to find that my neighborhood kids had added 6 sharpies to my clothes. Every uniform I own has stripes. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by arose - United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 2:35pm - love - by Busted (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, my car was stolen. I got it back later without the engine, any of the wheels or my brand new radio and speakers. They even took my car mats. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 10:39pm - misc - by Ro (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got bitten by my aunt's dog. My brother was holding the leash. He said he didn't pull the dog away from me because he didn't want to rip my shirt. Meanwhile, the dog was biting a penny-sized chunk out of my hip. FML
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On 05/15/2010 at 1:09am - health - by bitten (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML
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On 10/03/2010 at 2:34pm - money - by Ginger - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
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On 01/06/2011 at 1:34am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I parked three streets away despite the ungodly cold. I did this because in the past, on my street, I have had my car keyed, my tires slashed, and my side view mirror ripped off. When I went back out to my car, I found that someone had broken off my windshield wipers. FML
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On 02/03/2011 at 7:52am - misc - by vikingunicorn (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
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