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Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

Today, my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

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On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)

Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman, like they're the funniest people on the planet. My name is Elsa. FML

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190 comments

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On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

Today, I scratched my cornea and have to wear a large bandage covering my eye. I'm off today, but I'll probably have to wear it to school tomorrow. FML

#756
54 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 10:01pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I work for a boss who does everything he can to singlehandedly ruin our company and drive us into the ground. I just got an e-mail from him saying I need to be a more positive and energetic role-model for our team. Pot… meet Kettle. FML

#2158
24 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 7:45am - work - by DarkPain - United States (California)

Today, I am sick with a cold and I go to the most important interview of my life. A giant glob of wet snot comes out of my nose when I am expressing my desire to join their team. FML

#4150
17 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 1:20pm - work - by Larry - United States (California)

Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML

#4206
15 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 3:26pm - misc - by Lady of Sorrows - United States (Indiana)

Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "Its okay, I still like the song." FML

#14896
14 comments

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On 02/08/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by None (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because I was driving on the highway, I didn't let go of the wheel to cover my mouth. I didn't know the sneeze was a "productive" one until I was sitting in the interview, looked down at my new blouse and saw the giant lugie sitting there. FML

#112502
18 comments

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On 02/23/2009 at 9:16am - work - by Debbie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriends house, whom I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her cell, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

#111857
39 comments

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On 02/23/2009 at 3:09am - misc - by LAME (man) - United States (California)

Today, a couple came into the gas station where I work to ask for directions. While I was giving the woman directions (and even writing them down to be as helpful as possible), the man stole my wallet out of my purse that was sitting on the other end of the counter behind a display. FML

#3702834
43 comments

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On 07/12/2009 at 11:15pm - money - by lobotomized (woman) - United States

Today, I was on a tram and I noticed an older lady having trouble getting down the stairs. I immediately got up to help her, dropping my bag on the seat accidentally. As I went to get back on the tram, the doors closed. FML

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On 09/29/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by arghh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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