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Today, my lawyer threatened to sue me because I can't afford his bill, which he sent to me after getting me out of a lawsuit. FML

#6569414
119 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

#6991981
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14849) - you deserved it (4760)

On 12/28/2009 at 11:58am - intimacy - by disapointed girl - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to not go to a strip club for the second Saturday in a row, because I didn't want to appear desperate in front of the strippers. FML

#8502546
91 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 1:08am - intimacy - by hayah - Sent from mobile version

Today, after spending four days having my resume, cover letter, and references proofread and perfected by professionals, I finally submitted it all to the summer internship of my dreams. I received a rejection letter ten minutes later. FML

#7437449
65 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 2:20pm - work - by PiMan (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I had to buy a wrist splint for my carpal tunnel syndrome. Not because I'm a computer programmer or some hot shot web designer but because I spend ALL of my time playing Solitaire on my laptop. FML

#7984912
80 comments

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On 02/07/2010 at 8:56pm - misc - by 16seconds - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to my workplace and presented me with a lock of his hair. His pubic hair that he'd just cut. FML

#8507226
111 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by emih (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML

#8664112
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17738) - you deserved it (3345)

On 02/26/2010 at 1:37pm - love - by canadiansun - United States (Ohio)

Today, while shopping with my mother, she handed me a frozen turkey to put in the cart, but ended up swinging it into my nuts instead. I feel like a giant battered eggplant, and I think I'm now impotent. FML

#8774277
102 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 2:57pm - health - by beateneggs - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML

#7998625
110 comments

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On 02/08/2010 at 12:41am - love - by mmvv - United States

Today, I got banned from my boyfriend's house for being an "insurance liability." FML

#8423454
81 comments

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On 02/18/2010 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML

#13045440
90 comments

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On 09/14/2010 at 3:57am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was massively hungover and driving home. I had a strong suspicion that I was gonna ralph so I was smart and pulled over. I emptied the contents of my stomach into a shopping bag and was proud I didn't make a mess all over the car. Seconds later, the bottom of the bag gave out. FML

#8876502
121 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by Octobre (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

#9158160
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20637) - you deserved it (3326)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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