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Today, I was walking down the street when I had a coughing fit. The next thing I know I'm being pushed about by a group of guys who were smoking, because they thought I was coughing deliberately to send them a message about smoking being bad. FML

#20055365
91 comments

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On 09/03/2012 at 5:37am - misc - by Tyler - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

#19011410
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27796) - you deserved it (1955)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:43pm - health - by Marc - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a co-worker. I got her the job. FML

#19025150
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23616) - you deserved it (3721)

On 02/08/2012 at 8:08am - love - by D-Man (man) - United States

Today, I returned to my university residence following spring break. I was greeted by a letter stating I'd been caught on camera vandalising a wall repair. At the time in question, I was asleep on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The REZ coordinator is avoiding me, and I can't clear my name. FML

#19295579
81 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by CutePenguin (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I lost two terabytes' worth of photos to a friend's incompetence. He said he could save me some money and fix my slow computer for free. He ended up wiping the hard drive, and along with it, my photography portfolio from the last five years. FML

#20032826
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22141) - you deserved it (14937)

On 08/20/2012 at 10:30pm - misc - by ThisGirl (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was forced to listen to a client rant about her lackluster sexual encounters with her husband. I was also given a rather detailed description of his manhood. Apparently, it's small. FML

Today, I drove for hours to attend a martial arts tournament, and then I waited ages for it to finally start. I lost in less than a minute. FML

#19548307
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23764) - you deserved it (6166)

On 04/29/2012 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML

#19519043
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12076) - you deserved it (33506)

On 04/23/2012 at 9:48pm - intimacy - by hjkashld (man) - United States

Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML

#19231492
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25527) - you deserved it (2143)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:46am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my remote control airplane arrived in the mail. I was super excited, so naturally I took it outside for its first flight. It now resides at the top of the tallest tree in sight. FML

#19691292
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17067) - you deserved it (8040)

On 05/27/2012 at 11:33pm - misc - by buckley456 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was telling my co-workers about how I'd gotten tickets to a concert in a few days. My boss overheard. Later, he told me I now have to work on the night of the concert. However, he was kind enough to offer to buy the tickets off me for half of what I'd paid for them. FML

#20106327
116 comments

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On 10/07/2012 at 8:09pm - work - by working_as_usual (man) - United States (California)

Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML

#19764261
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15129) - you deserved it (9098)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:46am - misc - by yeyt209 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML

#19918510
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26359) - you deserved it (7715)

On 07/10/2012 at 12:06pm - love - by Anonymous - United States



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