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Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML

#5471133
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14694) - you deserved it (32775)

On 09/25/2009 at 6:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML

#4362342
85 comments

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On 08/07/2009 at 2:29pm - misc - by LT (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was talking to my mom about when I have kids. I told her I may want two or three. She immediately cut me off and told me to stick to one, and that any more than that will be a burden. I am the second born child of my family. FML

#5035693
45 comments

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On 09/04/2009 at 2:30am - misc - by pandabear93 - United States (Arizona)

Today, after a long day of cleaning, I decided to make a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch. Reaching for what I thought was Pam I coated my bread with spray and put my sandwich in the pan. Pledge makes a great looking sandwich, but the lemony flavor tastes like crap. FML

#6364949
97 comments

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On 11/19/2009 at 2:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

#6433183
49 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 3:11am - love - by Face_loser (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was going to ask my parents for advice on how to get my ex-girlfriend back. I overheard them talking about how glad they were that their plan to break us up worked so well. I don't think I should ask for advice anymore. FML

#6669217
47 comments

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On 12/08/2009 at 7:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

#7176423
63 comments

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On 01/06/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Nox (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

#13503645
85 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by the_music_major (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML

#14380374
52 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 8:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML

#13499109
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25226) - you deserved it (4229)

On 10/18/2010 at 2:02pm - health - by bjevilcat2 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

#11531081
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44608) - you deserved it (6640)

On 06/29/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Alissa - United States



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