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Today, I found out my Mom had taken out a loan on my car, from the repo man taking my car. FML
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On 08/21/2009 at 4:44pm - money - by jonhapimp (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I rented a drill to a straight-up valley girl, with the speech affect, Von Dutch patrol cap and all. I tried to disabuse of her of the idea that aluminum is a form of steel. Apparently, that constitutes being a smartass, so she threw her change at me. FML
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On 08/31/2009 at 12:06am - work - by Mack (man) - United States (California)
Today, my landlady decided to fix the leak in my room. Her solution was repainting the ceiling. Now not only is my room still wet but it now reeks of paint thinner. FML
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On 10/17/2009 at 12:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I invited my crush to come and spend thanksgiving dinner with me and my family, she agreed but asked me if she could bring her friend. Turns out her "friend" was actually her boyfriend and they drank all the expensive wine I bought. FML
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On 11/27/2009 at 10:02pm - love - by lonelyguy (man) - Puerto Rico
Today, my very good friend ratted me out to my boss because I used the photocopier for personal use. He said he will always be my friend, but "rules are rules." FML
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On 12/02/2009 at 3:20pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I got a birthday card in the mail from my aunt. I got all excited when I saw a cheque inside, but the cheque was addressed to the wrong name. Not only did my own aunt forget my name, I couldn't even bank the $60. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 5:35am - money - by anon - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I checked my email after a week of no cell reception or internet while I was stuck at a family holiday cottage. There was an email offering me the RA job I've been trying to get for almost a year, telling me congratulations and to reply by Friday if I accepted. Last Friday. FML
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On 12/26/2009 at 7:34pm - work - by Humbug (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I found out the gift card my friend gave me for Christmas actually has no money on it and was never purchased in the first place. FML
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On 12/26/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by DeannaMarie - United States (Florida)
Today, I took the train home. When seated, I suddenly noticed something wet on my seat. Without looking, I thought it was water since it was snowing outside. Guess again. It was vomit. FML
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On 12/21/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by herzausstein (man) - Belgium (Limburg)
Today, at work, I dropped a heavy block of lead on my hand. On my hunt for ice, I had to tell my manager - who told her manager, who told the chief - in the end, the whole department found out and they made me fill in two long arsed incident reports. I had to fill them in myself with my busted up hand. FML
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On 01/07/2010 at 12:19am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, after months of job hunting, I got a call back for a position. I was outside at the time and had no pen or paper available to write the address down. I told the guy to call me back in 5 minutes and he agreed. It's been 3 hours and still no call. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 11:44am - work - by noluckwhatsoever (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I just spent half an hour cleaning up my little brother's puke after he got drunk for the first time. All the people who bought him drinks are still out partying and having a good time, while all I can smell is whiskey, Chinese food, and whatever else was in his stomach. FML
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On 01/03/2010 at 3:42am - misc - by always-the-responsible-one (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
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On 05/21/2010 at 10:33pm - misc - by Jlipka - United States
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