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Today, my 17-year-old son hacked off the legs of his bed with a saw. His explanation? "The bed looks cooler closer to the floor." FML

#20870098
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I agree, your life sucks (40937) - you deserved it (4835) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/06/2013 at 7:56am - kids - by Anonyme - France (Basse-Normandie)

Today, while visiting my mother, she asked my son who his favorite parent was. As a growing boy, he chose his father. I don't mind, except she then asked, "So, whose side are you taking in the divorce?" My husband and I have no marital issues. My son refuses to believe us. FML

#20932049
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I agree, your life sucks (45479) - you deserved it (3401)

On 10/24/2013 at 2:05am - kids - by he's still not convinced (woman) - United States

Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML

#21054270
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40200) - you deserved it (6971)

On 02/08/2014 at 10:12am - misc - by grandma - United States (Georgia)

Today, it was my birthday. I only got one message, from my dad, which was a sexual image meant for my mother. FML

#21110643
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46142) - you deserved it (3315)

On 04/11/2014 at 9:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I found out that if I'm not home and my roommates have girls over, my room is the designated "fart room". FML

#21151774
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44681) - you deserved it (4376)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

#21175587
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65058) - you deserved it (6213)

On 06/15/2014 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML

#21185830
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48047) - you deserved it (6346)

On 06/23/2014 at 9:56pm - love - by criley (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found my son trying to comb his hair with scissors. He's the same kid who thought that if he ate toothpaste, he would never have to brush his teeth again. FML

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lived 2 hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML

#21260092
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46530) - you deserved it (4284)

On 09/17/2014 at 3:48pm - love - by kitkat (woman) - United States

Today, I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze and was practically falling asleep at my till. He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk, he was just blind. Still refusing to sell him the beer, he started yelling at me, accusing me of "being racist against the 'blinds'". FML

#21256123
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39314) - you deserved it (3118)

On 09/11/2014 at 2:49am - work - by PerfectVision (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my brand new and very expensive laser printer does actually print 10 times faster than my old one. Except there's nothing printed on the paper. Never mind, at least it makes a cool sound. FML

#458
38 comments

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On 12/06/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by harry - Sent from mobile version

Today, I thought my face was breaking out with pimples, and I thought it was weird because I never break out. And I noticed all these "bug bites" all over my body. When I got home, I realized those weren't bug bites. I have chicken pox, and my high school graduation is tomorrow. FML

#2819083
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62305) - you deserved it (3534)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:06am - health - by angela (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was late to work and couldn't get my gas tank open. Panicking, I asked the only person around to help me who happened to be a very large man. He was able to open it for me and seemed really nice. That is until he pulled out a knife and robbed me. FML

#2752400
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53191) - you deserved it (4065)

On 06/09/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by unfortunate (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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