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Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

#18924162
129 comments

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On 01/27/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML

#19550881
73 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 10:53pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I couldn't figure out what was worse: accidentally dropping my car keys into the bottom of a filthy park lake, or getting a fishhook through my toenail in an attempt to retrieve them. FML

#16888373
163 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by Courtney (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML

#17064042
86 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 6:53am - work - by leahneedssleep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was issued with a £60 fine for being parked in a supermarket car-park for more than 3 hours. I work there. FML

Today, I found cigarette butts at the bottom of the toaster. My mother has been dropping them in there for I don't know how long. FML

#16613518
124 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 4:36pm - misc - by Macy (woman) - Italy (Lazio)

Today, I bought a $450 elliptical machine to get in shape of the new year. After 5 hours of putting it together, I realized that all the ceilings in every room of my apartment are too low for me to use it without hitting my head. I can't return it. FML

#18695783
127 comments

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On 01/03/2012 at 9:57am - health - by fatandsad (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother described what her ideal daughter-in-law should be like. Half-way through her description, fishing for some compliments, I told her that such a girl would be way above my league. She sighed and emphatically agreed. FML

#19643133
75 comments

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On 05/18/2012 at 6:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML

#16824027
92 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by gypsy - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

#18359248
92 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 7:12pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML

#19211891
72 comments

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On 03/04/2012 at 12:51am - animals - by raven_teen_titan - United States (California)

Today, it took me 5 hours to paint my deck, only to have it ruined by the neighbors cat running all over the undry paint. FML

#16956212
51 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 12:47am - animals - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML

#17385440
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21517) - you deserved it (2658)

On 08/06/2011 at 5:28am - health - by LH0026 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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