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Today, my power finally came back on. I excitedly went and spent $100 to refill my fridge, only to come back home and discover the power is out again, and might not be back on for another three days. FML
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On 07/10/2012 at 12:12pm - money - by eggmarie - United States (Ohio)
Today, my husband announced that he was fed up with us being known as the neighborhood slobs, and prepared to take down all the Christmas decorations still up from last year. He then decided it was too much effort, and that he'd leave them up to give us a three month head-start. FML
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On 08/19/2012 at 6:28pm - misc - by i believe in shaq (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I had to very clearly explain to my mother, in public, why you cannot get cancer from eating too much ketchup. FML
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On 07/19/2012 at 10:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my boyfriend decided to start an argument and storm off the train we were on. Two stops later, ticket inspectors hopped on the train. He had our tickets. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by rinala -
Today, I went to Waffle House to talk to the manager about getting a job. My boyfriend now wants to beat up the manager for giving me his number so that I can call him whenever I'm done filling in the application. FML
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On 09/23/2012 at 8:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, my best friend and I broke up with our respective girlfriends, so we could go on holiday and meet lots of new women. Instead, within a few hours, he got back with his ex, and they're planning their own holiday together. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 12:08pm - love - by JPTK (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
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On 09/03/2012 at 4:17am - love - by ugly (woman) - United States
Today, my roommate decided to turn off all appliances in the house to "save" electricity. This included the refrigerator. FML
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On 09/25/2012 at 1:13pm - misc - by Jograd - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
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On 10/14/2012 at 12:39am - animals - by Patrick - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I chaperoned a school dance. A song I knew came on, and, wanting to be the fun teacher, I danced around a little. The students then pointed and laughed. I graduated in '87 and high school still hurts. FML
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On 10/04/2012 at 10:44pm - work - by highschoolsucks - United States
Today, my mother bitched me out for not finishing my laundry. I'm a 37-year-old mother of three. She rents my basement suite. FML
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On 07/24/2012 at 4:25pm - misc - by Gremlinswife (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
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On 08/27/2012 at 6:16pm - health - by Albert (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML
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On 10/01/2012 at 1:47am - misc - by Prae - United States (Texas)
Monday 20 May 2013
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