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Today, I was denied food stamp assistance. Apparently, you need to work 20 hours a week while being a full time student to qualify or have a work study. I was recently suspended from my work study for calling off because my aunt died, and if I worked 20 hours a week, why would I need food stamps? FML

#14718664
206 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 9:41am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML

#15756717
47 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 3:25pm - work - by Kevin -

Today, I was in the Cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

#14643975
44 comments

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On 01/19/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, before setting off on my train journey I checked my booking. The (non-refundable) return date was a week later than I intended, and after buying a new ticket online, I was informed that I would be able to collect it in 2 hours. I leave in an hour. I'll have to pay three times to come home. FML

#15225098
35 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 12:38am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got turned down from a job I really wanted. Six hours later, the guy called me again and delivered the same news, not realizing he had already called this morning. Thanks for rubbing it in. FML

#14704290
41 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 11:24pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I received yet more mail for my ex-fiancé. We've been broken up for nearly a year and I've told him multiple times to change his address. Getting his mail is a constant reminder that I haven't dated since. FML

#15462231
86 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 4:53am - love - by zks -

Today, I had to convince my 28-year-old boyfriend to take down his booger wall. FML

#19584469
113 comments

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On 05/06/2012 at 10:03pm - misc - by fock (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML

#15401902
70 comments

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On 03/20/2011 at 4:32pm - misc - by thebravelittletoaster (woman) - United Kingdom (Bolton)

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

#18924162
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35715) - you deserved it (2700)

On 01/27/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML

#19996379
117 comments

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On 08/01/2012 at 12:20pm - misc - by unlicensed - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML

#20044019
86 comments

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On 08/27/2012 at 3:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found cigarette butts at the bottom of the toaster. My mother has been dropping them in there for I don't know how long. FML

#16613518
124 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 4:36pm - misc - by Macy (woman) - Italy (Lazio)

Today, we received our honeymoon itinerary. Our travel agent booked our flight to Punta Cana correctly. Too bad she booked us a hotel in Orlando, Florida. FML

#18851649
96 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 6:44am - misc - by handymandy - United States



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