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Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML

#14575299
59 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 5:11am - work - by embarassed (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML

#14538668
53 comments

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On 01/10/2011 at 10:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I rented a 4x4 to take my wife to a secret secluded beach for our anniversary. I got as close as I could to the spot and parked on the beach. After a few romantic hours we returned to find the car half way up the windows with water. I forgot it was king tide. FML

#14647477
45 comments

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On 01/20/2011 at 4:11am - misc - by fmljae -

Today, I was denied food stamp assistance. Apparently, you need to work 20 hours a week while being a full time student to qualify or have a work study. I was recently suspended from my work study for calling off because my aunt died, and if I worked 20 hours a week, why would I need food stamps? FML

#14718664
206 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 9:41am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML

#15756717
47 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 3:25pm - work - by Kevin -

Today, I was in the Cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

#14643975
44 comments

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On 01/19/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML

#14785892
58 comments

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On 01/31/2011 at 8:55am - misc - by Micawber - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I had my first job interview in months. The interviewer started by introducing herself and asking how I was. I got caught between introducing myself and telling her how I was and replied "I'm Kate thanks". FML

#14574476
59 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 2:51am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, before setting off on my train journey I checked my booking. The (non-refundable) return date was a week later than I intended, and after buying a new ticket online, I was informed that I would be able to collect it in 2 hours. I leave in an hour. I'll have to pay three times to come home. FML

#15225098
35 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 12:38am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got turned down from a job I really wanted. Six hours later, the guy called me again and delivered the same news, not realizing he had already called this morning. Thanks for rubbing it in. FML

#14704290
41 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 11:24pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I received yet more mail for my ex-fiancé. We've been broken up for nearly a year and I've told him multiple times to change his address. Getting his mail is a constant reminder that I haven't dated since. FML

#15462231
86 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 4:53am - love - by zks -

Today, I had to convince my 28-year-old boyfriend to take down his booger wall. FML

#19584469
113 comments

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On 05/06/2012 at 10:03pm - misc - by fock (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML

#15401902
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18705) - you deserved it (9301)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:32pm - misc - by thebravelittletoaster (woman) - United Kingdom (Bolton)



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