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Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML
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On 08/12/2012 at 7:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML
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On 03/26/2011 at 4:54pm - work - by burntloyalty - United States
Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 12:21am - money - by uncbballwins -
Today, I found out that the weird lump on my eye is benign. That would be great news but they aren't going to treat it at all. Now I look like I'm high all the time. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 6:58am - health - by anon (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up with a splitting headache. I have no idea what happened the night before, except for the fact that I'd tucked two uncapped vodka bottles into bed beside me, and now my room reeks of a Russian sorority house. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 4:17pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend decided to piss in the shower while I was standing next to him. I did not mind, until I realised the water flows away incredibly slowly. I had to stand in his piss while the shower filled itself with the sweet odor of fresh urine. FML
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On 03/07/2012 at 5:28am - misc - by DjeePee (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)
Today, I broke my right leg. I've had one shot of morphine, and even that only relieved the pain a little. It's now totally worn off and I have yet to get pain medication of any kind. My leg has been broken for over nine hours now. FML
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On 08/27/2011 at 4:12am - health - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 11:23pm - health - by Boo Boo (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
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On 11/02/2012 at 8:23pm - work - by YOUFUCKINGFUCKSOCK (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, I was at the dentist. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 1:59am - health - by bdogge99 - United States (Washington)
Today, my dad informed me that I will be staying in the bug-infested shed for the summer when I come to visit, due to his girlfriend's sewing workspace completely taking over the only room I've ever had at his house. FML
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On 06/22/2011 at 12:59am - health - by justinj360 - United States (Montana)
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