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Today, my boyfriend decided that we should go to the carnival in the Bizarre House place where there were a lot of crazy mirrors. I checked myself out in one of the mirrors. Then my boyfriend says "That will probably be the only time you will ever look that skinny." FML

#4096653
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45057) - you deserved it (6080)

On 07/28/2009 at 12:47am - health - by crazymirrors (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML

#5283267
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31978) - you deserved it (6479)

On 09/15/2009 at 10:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I figured out that a $40 phone case does not protect your $500 phone from a five year old throwing it off a fourth story balcony. FML

#5012990
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42341) - you deserved it (8583)

On 09/03/2009 at 12:37am - kids - by eagerbeaver (man) - United States

Today, I had a long, meaningful telephone conversation. After hanging up, I realized I hadn't had such a great conversation in a long time. Who was it with? The Dell Customer Support guy. FML

#5081613
75 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 1:27pm - misc - by asdfjkl (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I stepped on the MacBook Air I purchased 4 days ago. The screen snapped in two, and I didn't buy insurance because I promised myself I would be "extra careful." $3500 well spent. FML

#5121901
349 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 2:31am - money - by AyDiosMio42 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML

#7431975
76 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 1:44am - work - by StillHurt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML

#8250207
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24875) - you deserved it (3401)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:52pm - love - by RosesAreRed (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

#10594488
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36709) - you deserved it (3166)

On 05/17/2010 at 7:01pm - love - by Babygirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

#11251365
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39650) - you deserved it (4019)

On 06/16/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by Blank (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in the checkout line at Foodmax around 11:30pm. Three girls behind me were buying Tequila, salt and some limes. I was buying frozen pizza and some toilet paper. They were going to an awesome party. I was going home to eat pizza by myself. FML

#12385494
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31054) - you deserved it (8084)

On 08/08/2010 at 3:14am - misc - by joe (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got back from a 3 and a half week trip to South Africa to do volunteer work with children in townships. My parents forgot to pick me up, and I had to sit there by myself and wait for them, while 80 people of the same organization got loving hugs from their proud parents. FML

#12475653
151 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 10:50am - work - by leonieNL (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

#20149150
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23865) - you deserved it (3067)

On 11/05/2012 at 5:11pm - money - by Brooklyn - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend dumped me was because his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slob who's dating their daughter. FML

#15294376
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36770) - you deserved it (3556)

On 03/13/2011 at 3:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)



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