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Today, I found out that since no other procedures are working, I was required to stop eating, and drink a bunch of foul tasting 'goo', which will in turn give me constant diarrhea. This will then prepare me nicely for the long tube with a camera on the end of which will be shoved up my rectum. FML
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On 01/18/2011 at 8:51pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I made it my life goal to own a towel heater. FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by Ahlph -
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer had kept my I.D by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was eating breakfast at an IHOP. As I was eating, the old man sitting directly behind me started discussing every aspect of his spastic colon, in vivid detail. FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML
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On 03/13/2011 at 12:52am - misc - by Rawrssa (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, it's my birthday. I've been dropping strong hints all year about wanting to learn to tap-dance, hoping for some decent tap shoes. Instead, I got a beekeepers outfit and some furry dice to hang on my wreck of a car's rear-view mirror. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by wtf (man) - India (Delhi)
Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML
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On 08/12/2012 at 7:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML
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On 03/26/2011 at 4:54pm - work - by burntloyalty - United States
Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 12:21am - money - by uncbballwins -
Today, I found out that the weird lump on my eye is benign. That would be great news but they aren't going to treat it at all. Now I look like I'm high all the time. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 6:58am - health - by anon (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up with a splitting headache. I have no idea what happened the night before, except for the fact that I'd tucked two uncapped vodka bottles into bed beside me, and now my room reeks of a Russian sorority house. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 4:17pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
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