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Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

#19348769
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15892) - you deserved it (1662)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:31am - misc - by Ringo McDingo (man) - United States

Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML

#17041171
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27314) - you deserved it (12577)

On 07/09/2011 at 2:00pm - misc - by meggiemouse - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML

#19981303
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19517) - you deserved it (7416)

On 07/24/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by sirensaresexy - United States (New York)

Today, I watched "Rain Man" with my family. The whole time they kept exclaiming, "Omigod! That's just like Kate!" FML

#19547230
123 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 11:22am - misc - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML

#18922486
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21605) - you deserved it (2733)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:54am - money - by dust - Japan

Today, my son was fired from his new job, which was going to support us since I recently lost mine. His excuse was, "Conflict of interest." He was a mascot for a fast-food restaurant and refused to dance around. FML

#19694666
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15661) - you deserved it (10592)

On 05/28/2012 at 6:00pm - kids - by Shianna (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I had a huge yard sale. Since I live in a good neighborhood, I decided to leave the stuff out tonight rather than pack it all in for only a few hours. The news didn't say anything about the impending severe thunderstorm. FML

#19580691
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6236) - you deserved it (26516)

On 05/06/2012 at 3:38am - misc - by penguindude82 - United States (Texas)

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML

#18633167
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7116) - you deserved it (19081)

On 12/28/2011 at 10:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I was walking down the street when I had a coughing fit. The next thing I know I'm being pushed about by a group of guys who were smoking, because they thought I was coughing deliberately to send them a message about smoking being bad. FML

#20055365
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19843) - you deserved it (1433)

On 09/03/2012 at 5:37am - misc - by Tyler - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was forced to listen to a client rant about her lackluster sexual encounters with her husband. I was also given a rather detailed description of his manhood. Apparently, it's small. FML

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML

#19173596
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20848) - you deserved it (3083)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got denied a job. They told me I was unreliable because I didn't show up for my third interview. This is the same interview they called and cancelled this morning. FML

#19025988
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23076) - you deserved it (1554)

On 02/08/2012 at 11:53am - work - by abrooks88 - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML

#19391757
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14744) - you deserved it (1290)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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