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Today, I had my first job interview in months. The interviewer started by introducing herself and asking how I was. I got caught between introducing myself and telling her how I was and replied "I'm Kate thanks". FML

#14574476
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On 01/14/2011 at 2:51am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, before setting off on my train journey I checked my booking. The (non-refundable) return date was a week later than I intended, and after buying a new ticket online, I was informed that I would be able to collect it in 2 hours. I leave in an hour. I'll have to pay three times to come home. FML

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On 03/07/2011 at 12:38am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I received yet more mail for my ex-fiancé. We've been broken up for nearly a year and I've told him multiple times to change his address. Getting his mail is a constant reminder that I haven't dated since. FML

#15462231
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On 03/24/2011 at 4:53am - love - by zks -

Today, I had to convince my 28-year-old boyfriend to take down his booger wall. FML

#19584469
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On 05/06/2012 at 10:03pm - misc - by fock (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML

#15401902
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On 03/20/2011 at 4:32pm - misc - by thebravelittletoaster (woman) - United Kingdom (Bolton)

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room. Apparently, there is only one serious side effect of getting your tonsils out when you're an adult, which is only seen in about 1% of patients: bleeding of the throat. It can be deadly. I'm part of that 1%. FML

#16953000
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On 07/02/2011 at 8:22pm - health - by blahdyblahblah33 (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was passed over for the job of my dreams. I now have to watch as a girl I have on Facebook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring the position instead. Turns out the interviewer was her uncle. FML

#16705159
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On 06/17/2011 at 12:50am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML

#16458606
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On 06/01/2011 at 9:25pm - money - by GTR - United Kingdom

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

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On 01/27/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML

#19996379
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On 08/01/2012 at 12:20pm - misc - by unlicensed - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML

#20044019
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On 08/27/2012 at 3:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was issued with a £60 fine for being parked in a supermarket car-park for more than 3 hours. I work there. FML

Today, we received our honeymoon itinerary. Our travel agent booked our flight to Punta Cana correctly. Too bad she booked us a hotel in Orlando, Florida. FML

#18851649
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On 01/19/2012 at 6:44am - misc - by handymandy - United States



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