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Today, we received our honeymoon itinerary. Our travel agent booked our flight to Punta Cana correctly. Too bad she booked us a hotel in Orlando, Florida. FML

#18851649
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25735) - you deserved it (2175)

On 01/19/2012 at 6:44am - misc - by handymandy - United States

Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML

#19211891
70 comments

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On 03/04/2012 at 12:51am - animals - by raven_teen_titan - United States (California)

Today, I argued with my girlfriend over her constantly wasting our money on acupuncture. She said if I could prove it was baloney, she would stop. After I showed her copious amounts of scientific proof debunking it as pseudo-science, she told me we're "taking a break" from our relationship. FML

#18987480
128 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, our cable, internet, and home phone got shut off because my mother-in-law decided that since we are moving, it was easier to not pay the bill rather than close the account. We're not moving for another month and the account was under my name. FML

#16204645
116 comments

Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML

#17605215
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19394) - you deserved it (2150)

On 08/28/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by ant_hater (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML

#17876001
40 comments

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On 10/01/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by Sickofbeingsick (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went back to the key cutter for the second time because apartment key I gave to my boyfriend didn't work. The man cut me another key and apologised profusely. When I got home and tried the key, it didn't work. I realised I'd asked him to copy the wrong key. Twice. FML

#16313970
116 comments

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On 05/23/2011 at 3:14pm - misc - by M (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML

#18765648
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22422) - you deserved it (3297)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - misc - by NJ <3 - United States

Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML

#16493871
44 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 2:00am - misc - by Connie - United States (New York)

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

#19262944
83 comments

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On 03/12/2012 at 4:03am - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML

#17385440
119 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 5:28am - health - by LH0026 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML

#18271256
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22530) - you deserved it (2035)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:43am - misc - by leaf hater - United States

Today, the tree that my neighbors have neglected to cut down fell on my car. They claim that by law, they aren't responsible and don't have to pay for it. FML

#16003860
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34242) - you deserved it (3030)

On 05/01/2011 at 12:31pm - money - by me - United States (Tennessee)



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