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Today, I spent two hours filling out an online application and questionnaire for a potential employer. The application stated that there were no right or wrong answers and to answer truthfully. I was automatically rejected. FML

#18853580
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22215) - you deserved it (4751)

On 01/19/2012 at 2:45pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I drove for hours to attend a martial arts tournament, and then I waited ages for it to finally start. I lost in less than a minute. FML

#19548307
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21678) - you deserved it (5835)

On 04/29/2012 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, the only thing that cheered me up was a documentary about IKEA, and seeing how my furniture was made. FML

#19181492
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18171) - you deserved it (3726)

On 02/28/2012 at 10:51am - misc - by sadgirl (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML

#19519043
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11182) - you deserved it (31848)

On 04/23/2012 at 9:48pm - intimacy - by hjkashld (man) - United States

Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML

#19231492
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25243) - you deserved it (2127)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:46am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found a tiny, featherless baby bird. I knew it was impossible, but I tried to keep it alive through the day. Before I could get it to the wildlife center, it died, and when I got all choked up over it, my mom started laughing at me and saying how "weak" I was. FML

#20077707
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24154) - you deserved it (4172)

On 09/18/2012 at 12:19pm - animals - by Birdwatcher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was telling my co-workers about how I'd gotten tickets to a concert in a few days. My boss overheard. Later, he told me I now have to work on the night of the concert. However, he was kind enough to offer to buy the tickets off me for half of what I'd paid for them. FML

#20106327
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23965) - you deserved it (2126)

On 10/07/2012 at 8:09pm - work - by working_as_usual (man) - United States (California)

Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML

#19764261
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14932) - you deserved it (9054)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:46am - misc - by yeyt209 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML

#20057281
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24648) - you deserved it (8423)

On 09/04/2012 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML

#19918510
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25054) - you deserved it (7519)

On 07/10/2012 at 12:06pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I had any plans to go out tonight. To divert attention, I pretended to be angry and accused her of prying into my social life. Actually, I have no social life and nobody to go out with. My only "big plans" were to finish my Sudoku book. FML

#20023891
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9120) - you deserved it (19851)

On 08/16/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walked into my roommate's room to ask him a question, only to see a pitcher with over a pint of urine in it sitting on his bookcase. This is at least the fifth conversation in a year I've had with him about not peeing in containers in his room. FML

#19892824
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19009) - you deserved it (1681)

On 07/04/2012 at 10:55pm - misc - by notestojenn - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my car was towed for the second time in front of my own house. They tried to tell me it was because they didn't think I lived there anymore. The person who had it towed had just spoken to me not three hours before. FML

#20047754
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21731) - you deserved it (1337)

On 08/29/2012 at 11:01am - money - by drixxy - United States (California)



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