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Today, I bit into my egg sandwich, and when I looked back into it, there were 5 long, gray, hairs leading from the sandwich into my mouth. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by hhaannnnaahh (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I noticed a prospective employer I had been networking with changed her last name on her e-mail signature. I wished the aquaintence congratulations on her new marriage. Her divorce was finalized this week. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 5:40pm - misc - by unlucky (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I found out my Mom had taken out a loan on my car, from the repo man taking my car. FML
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On 08/21/2009 at 4:44pm - money - by jonhapimp (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I rented a drill to a straight-up valley girl, with the speech affect, Von Dutch patrol cap and all. I tried to disabuse of her of the idea that aluminum is a form of steel. Apparently, that constitutes being a smartass, so she threw her change at me. FML
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On 08/31/2009 at 12:06am - work - by Mack (man) - United States (California)
Today, my landlady decided to fix the leak in my room. Her solution was repainting the ceiling. Now not only is my room still wet but it now reeks of paint thinner. FML
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On 10/17/2009 at 12:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my very good friend ratted me out to my boss because I used the photocopier for personal use. He said he will always be my friend, but "rules are rules." FML
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On 12/02/2009 at 3:20pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I got a birthday card in the mail from my aunt. I got all excited when I saw a cheque inside, but the cheque was addressed to the wrong name. Not only did my own aunt forget my name, I couldn't even bank the $60. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 5:35am - money - by anon - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I found out the gift card my friend gave me for Christmas actually has no money on it and was never purchased in the first place. FML
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On 12/26/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by DeannaMarie - United States (Florida)
Today, I took the train home. When seated, I suddenly noticed something wet on my seat. Without looking, I thought it was water since it was snowing outside. Guess again. It was vomit. FML
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On 12/21/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by herzausstein (man) - Belgium (Limburg)
Today, after months of job hunting, I got a call back for a position. I was outside at the time and had no pen or paper available to write the address down. I told the guy to call me back in 5 minutes and he agreed. It's been 3 hours and still no call. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 11:44am - work - by noluckwhatsoever (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
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On 05/21/2010 at 10:33pm - misc - by Jlipka - United States
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months told me he was not going to celebrate Valentine's day because it was a "capitalistic consumerism holiday". He works in a bank and helps "capitalism consumerism" 364 days a year. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 4:49am - misc - by Brokenheartz - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 8:43am - misc - by wrecked (woman) - United States (Ohio)
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