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Sunday 29 March 2015

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Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML

#21382482
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23048) - you deserved it (3600)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:09pm - misc - by anon - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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On 03/28/2015 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my best friend went to my boss and offered to do my job for half the pay. FML

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53 comments

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On 03/28/2015 at 7:44pm - work - by Haggis300 - Australia

Today, with the experience of sitting behind someone on a roller coaster, I found out pee is affected by gravity. FML

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7 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 2:38am - misc - by Kryometric - United States (Washington)

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

#21383475
45 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 8:49am - misc - by ToiletRoll - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

#21383517
42 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 11:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out the fund-raiser my uncle ran to raise money for his cancer treatment was all a sham, that he doesn't even have cancer, and that the money was to fund a coke habit nobody knew he even had. FML

#21383487
24 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 9:33am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

Today, I had to teach my grandma how to burn files to CDs. I jokingly said that it doesn't involve literally burning the disks in fire, to which she responded by slapping me and calling me a patronizing brat. FML

#21383501
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I agree, your life sucks (4675) - you deserved it (2400)

On 03/29/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by shamwazzlefarznarfnarfwoofbaaa (man) - United States (New York)



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