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Sunday 5 July 2015

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Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML

#21434596
90 comments

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On 06/30/2015 at 10:21pm - health - by quiet_screaming_ - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the only reason my husband agreed to marriage counselling is because he finds our therapist attractive. FML

#21434782
70 comments

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On 07/01/2015 at 9:35am - love - by ouch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad texted me, saying "My dicks so hard 4 u". I'm desperately hoping he meant to send that to his girlfriend instead. FML

#21434895
82 comments

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On 07/01/2015 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML

#21435026
49 comments

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On 07/01/2015 at 7:38pm - misc - by bleachingmykidsbrains - Canada (Quebec)

Today, after replacing several components on my new used car, I realized that the reason it wasn't getting the gas mileage it was supposed to because my coworkers take turns siphoning my gas while I work. FML

#21435168
64 comments

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On 07/02/2015 at 12:16am - work - by thatshelpful - United States (Iowa)

Today, after helping run salads and bread to a table, they demanded I do something about the bug problem. I would've been more understanding if they hadn't chosen to sit outside. FML

#21435223
65 comments

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On 07/02/2015 at 2:40am - work - by smokecloud_ - United States (Ohio)

Today, while swimming in my neighborhood pool, I noticed what looked like several cigarettes resting at the bottom and decided to investigate. Turns out it was actually just a used, bloody tampon that had spent enough time underwater to be broken into multiple pieces, and spread across the pool. FML

#21435503
51 comments

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On 07/02/2015 at 6:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I'm babysitting for kids whose parents said they would be back by 12. Its 4am and they still aren't home. I don't get paid enough for this. FML

#21435758
86 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 5:09am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML

#21436083
131 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 10:31pm - misc - by okaydisarray (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML

#21436148
94 comments

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On 07/04/2015 at 1:02am - intimacy - by alison (woman) - United States

Today, my family claimed that I haven't ever broken a bone because I don't do anything risky. I broke my arm by falling in the shower less than 2 hours later and my entire family thinks I did it to prove a point. FML

#21436352
34 comments

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On 07/04/2015 at 1:56pm - misc - by hamurobby82 - United States (Texas)

Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML

#21433696
70 comments

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On 06/29/2015 at 5:28am - love - by sleepingonmydesk (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was legitimately sick so I called in to work. Apparently, 4 other guys on my line called in too. My boss thought we planned it. Now we're all written up. FML

#21433907
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21982) - you deserved it (1249)

On 06/29/2015 at 4:29pm - work - by Justincredible69 (man) - United States



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