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Wednesday 19 June 2013

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Today, after months of my wife nagging me to finish building our son a tree-house, I put the finishing coat of paint on. When I called my son outside to see it, my wife decided it was too high and my son is not allowed up inside. FML

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On 06/19/2013 at 12:02am - kids - by turtleduck - United States (Connecticut)



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