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Sunday 24 May 2015

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Today, my friends made a little game out of my OCD. They like to purposely poke one of my arms so I immediately poke the other one. They think it's hilarious and now do it constantly. FML

#21414073
55 comments

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On 05/22/2015 at 4:11pm - misc - by danceinconverse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend suggested we start using a safe word during sex - not because we're into BDSM or anything like that, it's just in case she gets bored and wants me to stop. FML

#21412386
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On 05/19/2015 at 2:45am - intimacy - by username - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, a new employee started at our office. She's about 18, barely does any work, chews gum loudly, has no manners, and happens to sit right next to me. She also threatens to report me for harassment whenever I politely ask her to not bash my chair with the back of her chair. FML

#21413003
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On 05/20/2015 at 12:17pm - work - by Anonymous - Cyprus (Paphos)

Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML

#21413424
48 comments

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On 05/21/2015 at 6:48am - work - by pgmonster - United States (California)

Today, I walked into my boss' office to ask for a raise, and walked out unemployed. FML

#21414059
58 comments

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On 05/22/2015 at 3:44pm - work - by zheiraT - United States (Maine)

Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML

#21414219
77 comments

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On 05/22/2015 at 10:26pm - misc - by Kurda (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML

#21414271
63 comments

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On 05/23/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by Strainer - United States (California)

Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML

#21414312
48 comments

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On 05/23/2015 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got stopped by people asking for donations for their charity services. Being who I am, I hate saying no to people, so I told them "I don't have any money, only my card." Did you know they also accept payment by card? FML

#21412233
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On 05/18/2015 at 9:22pm - money - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML

#21412638
70 comments

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On 05/19/2015 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, after being a resident DJ at a local club for over 4 years, I got fired. Not because I'm bad at what I do, but because my boss thinks I'm not 'having fun like the other DJs'. And by 'having fun' he means that I don't drink enough. I got fired for not being an alcoholic. FML

#21413333
66 comments

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On 05/20/2015 at 11:56pm - work - by SFBEL - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML

#21413444
70 comments

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On 05/21/2015 at 8:22am - health - by crossfitter -



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