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Thursday 27 November 2014

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Today, I realised I was far too attached to my duvet. Literally. I just got a large tattoo on my back, and my duvet somehow stuck to my skin during the night and formed part of the scab. I now have the joy of deciding whether to tear it off fast or peel it away slowly. FML

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On 11/27/2014 at 11:30am - health - by Dramori -

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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On 11/27/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to celebrate Thanksgiving with my family. I watched as my uncle and his girlfriend snuck off to the bathroom together, where they stayed until someone else tried to get in. When they came out, she was wiping her mouth. I need new eyes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4262) - you deserved it (347)

On 11/27/2014 at 3:38pm - intimacy - by Trainer Calypso - United States (Wisconsin)



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