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Friday 19 December 2014

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Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML

#21319039
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26269) - you deserved it (2485)

On 12/17/2014 at 8:33am - misc - by seriously - United States (Illinois)

Today, after finally finishing a huge internal rebranding project at work, which I've poured blood, sweat and tears into over the last 12 months, I found out we're being acquired by another company and that our new brand will no longer exist. FML

#21319043
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23471) - you deserved it (1529)

On 12/17/2014 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I got 3 different rejection letters mailed to me from the same college. FML

#21320043
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7332) - you deserved it (491)

On 12/18/2014 at 11:04pm - misc - by ai_lauren (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend jokingly said that if I didn't pass my exam, he wouldn't have sex with me for a month. I failed it, and now he thinks I did it on purpose. FML

#21319715
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16892) - you deserved it (2414)

On 12/18/2014 at 12:59pm - love - by peteto818 (woman) - Bulgaria (Pernik)

Today, I found out my girlfriend and all of our friends have begun referring to the time I was meant to lose my virginity, but couldn't get hard, as the "cheese stick incident." They all think it's hilarious, and the worst part is that it's actually a pretty appropriate description. FML

#21319860
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9456) - you deserved it (1117)

On 12/18/2014 at 5:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)



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