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Tuesday 21 October 2014

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Today, near the end end of my shift as a bartender, a drunk man stumbled into my bar, got upset because I refused to serve him, puked into my tip jar, then offered me half a pack of cigarettes in exchange for sex. FML

#21281851
43 comments

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On 10/20/2014 at 5:04pm - work - by Bartender - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I came out as bisexual to my friends via group message. They didn't respond; I had a panic attack. An hour later, one of my friends texted back, "k". FML

#21282060
125 comments

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On 10/20/2014 at 10:25pm - love - by adirom - United States (California)

Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML

#21282364
36 comments

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On 10/21/2014 at 11:41am - kids - by Bald (man) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

#21282367
61 comments

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On 10/21/2014 at 11:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my sister ended her long and extremely annoying crush on Justin Bieber. I can only hope one day my girlfriend will end hers too. FML

#21282066
71 comments

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On 10/20/2014 at 10:29pm - love - by DanTheMan (man) -

Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML

#21282480
25 comments

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On 10/21/2014 at 3:46pm - misc - by GetMeTheDamnBleach (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got drug tested for the second time this week. It's Tuesday. FML

#21282459
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1947) - you deserved it (252)

On 10/21/2014 at 3:46pm - health - by parents - United States (California)

Today, I got stuck on an airplane for a while before takeoff. Someone decided it was a great time to get diarrhea while on the toilet, and we couldn't take off for safety reasons. FML

#21282479
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1866) - you deserved it (195)

On 10/21/2014 at 4:13pm - misc - by Airplane crap - United States (Kansas)



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