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Saturday 22 November 2014

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Today, I spent 20 minutes arguing with the class dipshit, trying to convince her that wifi hot-spots are not in fact saunas powered by wifi. FML

#21302021
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25070) - you deserved it (2922)

On 11/19/2014 at 10:09am - misc - by Donutsarelife - United States

Today, I've tried to have a quiet jack off four times, only for my dad to knock on my bedroom door within seconds and say "STOP IT." every single time. Now I'm too paranoid to even function. FML

#21302766
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23088) - you deserved it (5449)

On 11/20/2014 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by fuck fof and die dad (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML

#21302935
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19314) - you deserved it (5984)

On 11/20/2014 at 7:43pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

#21303116
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18782) - you deserved it (2136)

On 11/21/2014 at 1:11am - work - by TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - United States (California)

Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML

#21303227
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18879) - you deserved it (1944)

On 11/21/2014 at 8:51am - misc - by UTRejected (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend asked me to order take out for him because he gets nervous on phones. I called a chinese restaurant, only to get nervous and hang up. FML

#21300935
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23613) - you deserved it (6137)

On 11/17/2014 at 8:04pm - misc - by phonebaby - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

#21301400
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37776) - you deserved it (3185)

On 11/18/2014 at 1:57pm - misc - by steak through the heart - United States (California)

Today, my self-esteem hit rock bottom when I was intimidated by a 10-year-old. I'm 23. FML

#21301556
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24027) - you deserved it (5174)

On 11/18/2014 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML

#21302056
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25407) - you deserved it (6091)

On 11/19/2014 at 12:03pm - love - by oops (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I heard my mother say, "I feel bad for any girl that marries him because he's, what's the word? Metrosexual!" To my girlfriend. About me. FML

#21300656
66 comments

Today, at work, a crazy customer forced me to promise to take a holiday greeting picture of my cat and myself for her. She says she'll be back and expects one. FML

#21300741
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25860) - you deserved it (2870)

On 11/17/2014 at 1:48pm - animals - by not crazy enough (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML

#21300816
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30355) - you deserved it (4700)

On 11/17/2014 at 4:05pm - misc - by fatty - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my mom that my boyfriend, who I've been living with for a year, and I were moving to another state at the end of the month. I told her in a restaurant, over lunch, where she then just got up and left me there without saying a word. FML



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