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Thursday 27 August 2015

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Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

#21460573
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19744) - you deserved it (2042)

On 08/25/2015 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML

#21460634
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17135) - you deserved it (5776)

On 08/25/2015 at 6:38pm - love - by FlyAwayPlease (woman) - United Kingdom (Flintshire)

Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21460636
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18873) - you deserved it (1527)

On 08/25/2015 at 6:46pm - health - by whovian221b (woman) - United States

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

#21461236
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13339) - you deserved it (759)

On 08/27/2015 at 4:23am - misc - by smyp - Lithuania

Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML

#21460101
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24200) - you deserved it (2212)

On 08/24/2015 at 2:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was flirting with a cute girl at a club. She seemed into me and said I was hot. I said thanks and grinned. I guess my grin looked psychopathic, because her expression turned to horror and she quickly excused herself. That was the only girl who's ever shown any interest in me. FML

#21460121
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18839) - you deserved it (1993)

On 08/24/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my date came to pick me up for a date. As I was getting into his car, a large blister on my foot burst. My foot is now swimming in a pool of hot, liquid pus. FML

Today, I awoke at two in the morning to my cat putting his most recent kill on my chest. When I jumped up screaming, the dead mouse went flying and now my husband and I can't find it. Better yet now both my husband and my cat are giving me the silent treatment. FML

#21460304
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18686) - you deserved it (1885)

On 08/24/2015 at 11:16pm - animals - by catlady - United States (New York)

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

#21460397
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20596) - you deserved it (1358)

On 08/25/2015 at 2:49am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I spent the day sobbing in my bedroom and talking shit about him on Facebook after blocking him. He ended up changing his mind and calling me, asking me to take him back. Now I have to awkwardly explain to everyone that we're back together. FML

#21460859
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7084) - you deserved it (28871)

On 08/26/2015 at 6:25am - love - by chiara (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML

#21460883
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14741) - you deserved it (1340)

On 08/26/2015 at 8:31am - love - by Ananimus (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was washing my face like I normally do. My mom walked by as I was wiping my face and said "That's the washcloth I use to wipe my ass!" My dad and brothers are now only addressing me as "Assface." FML

#21460902
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14411) - you deserved it (1420)

On 08/26/2015 at 9:55am - misc - by aaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at my summer babysitting job. The family's dog puked on the carpet and I proceeded to clean it up with baking soda and a mix of water/vinegar. Instead of blending in with the other areas of the carpet, the one spot I cleaned is white while the other areas are still darkened by filth. FML

#21460085
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19492) - you deserved it (1930)

On 08/24/2015 at 1:32pm - work - by Anonymous - United States



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