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Friday 30 January 2015

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Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML

#21344550
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22662) - you deserved it (10130)

On 01/26/2015 at 2:17pm - misc - by boogery - United States

Today, I mentioned to my girlfriend that I'd sent in a job application after she went home. In front of her parents. Who thought she'd stayed the night at a friend's place. FML

Today, I found out my girlfriend is bulimic. Like that wasn't bad enough, I found out because she spent all of our rent money on food. FML

#21345004
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Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML

#21345020
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20182) - you deserved it (2490)

On 01/27/2015 at 10:09am - animals - by dogproblems (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it's been five days since my roommate last talked to me. Although she's not communicating with me verbally, she's excelling at non-verbal communication: slamming doors and drawers, and watching loud videos, all while I desperately try to study. FML

#21345047
85 comments

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On 01/27/2015 at 11:12am - misc - by NoTalkAllGame - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was getting a haircut. During the haircut, the barber cut her hand. She hesitated for a minute then continued to run her hands through and cut my hair with her bloody fingers. FML

Today, I went on my first date in over 4 years with a smoking hot guy. The big event was a trip to Target. I work at Target. He took me to my workplace for our date. And they say romance is dead. FML

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. Turns out his dad is the asshole customer that I complain about all the time. He recognized me too and spent the entire dinner making passive-aggressive remarks about how bad of an employee I am. FML

#21345967
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19066) - you deserved it (1645)

On 01/29/2015 at 12:39am - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my parents continue comparing me to my "perfect" friend. He smokes dope, is a compulsive thief, and has gone to juvie numerous times. I'm passing school with flying colors and have never been in any trouble with the law. Apparently I should be more like him. FML

#21346172
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15678) - you deserved it (1090)

On 01/29/2015 at 12:01pm - misc - by John Doe (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I woke up after taking the new sleeping pills I was prescribed for my insomnia. I slept for 12 hours and had 5 missed calls from my boss. FML

#21346205
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14995) - you deserved it (1380)

On 01/29/2015 at 1:32pm - health - by anon - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

#21346230
75 comments

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On 01/29/2015 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, a weird friend of my father's decided to visit us. Our house isn't very big, so when he went to the bathroom, I could hear everything. He didn't wash his hands after a massive dump, and when he came out of the bathroom he patted my face. FML

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML

#21344752
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20883) - you deserved it (3224)

On 01/26/2015 at 8:47pm - love - by sleeping on the floor - United States (Connecticut)



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