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Thursday 2 October 2014

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Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

#21268378
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28058) - you deserved it (8587)

On 09/30/2014 at 2:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML

#21268628
99 comments

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On 09/30/2014 at 10:30pm - kids - by Potforapeso (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my co-worker told me that my other co-worker is in the process of getting a divorce. I got really excited because his marriage is very toxic. He overheard me say, "He deserves that divorce!" I meant it in a good way, but I don't think he took it that way. FML

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On 09/30/2014 at 10:20pm - work - by oopsydaisy (woman) - United States



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