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Sunday 5 July 2015

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Today, my flight was at the other side of the airport. I ran to the gate, to find that the flight had moved to the other side of the airport. So I ran again to miss my plane by a minute. However I did get a new flight... at the other end of the airport. FML

#21434898
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21706) - you deserved it (1490)

On 07/01/2015 at 3:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "ha when losers send you flowers". FML

#21435086
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25723) - you deserved it (1851)

On 07/01/2015 at 10:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I've been moved out for a few years, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML

#21435425
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20344) - you deserved it (3274)

On 07/02/2015 at 3:16pm - misc - by I'm an adult! - United States (Washington)

Today, I rang up a good friend to ask her to be one of the two bridesmaids at my upcoming wedding. Before I could ask, she let me know that she would not be attending my wedding, as, "Weddings are expensive, so I'm not attending ones for people that are just acquaintances". FML

#21435764
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21261) - you deserved it (1695)

On 07/03/2015 at 6:30am - misc - by NeedMoreFriends (woman) - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

#21435915
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17614) - you deserved it (2123)

On 07/03/2015 at 3:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML

#21436059
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16549) - you deserved it (2533)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML

#21436113
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13992) - you deserved it (3232)

On 07/03/2015 at 11:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was called a selfish brat for asking for a pillow as my birthday present. FML

#21433680
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25762) - you deserved it (1780)

On 06/29/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by youdontknowmewhy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working at a fast food restaurant when I cut my hand. There was a good amount of blood flowing out so I ran to my manager and asked where the first aid kit was. He then picked up a washcloth and some tape and handed it to me. FML

#21433911
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21632) - you deserved it (1556)

On 06/29/2015 at 4:34pm - work - by Greattitan2 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 3-year-old pooped his pants in a public bathroom. As I was squatting down, doing my best to clean poop off of his legs and the floor, a wasp flew up my pant leg. I was stung four times before I danced it out of my pants. FML

#21433955
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22675) - you deserved it (1458)

On 06/29/2015 at 5:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML

#21434280
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20964) - you deserved it (6371)

On 06/30/2015 at 8:56am - love - by Anonymous - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, at my job at a ceramics store, I was loading a $300 statuette into a woman's car when I saw a dismembered foot in the trunk. I was so startled that I dropped the statuette and it shattered. Turns out the foot was fake and now my boss says I have to pay for the damage. FML

#21434324
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21418) - you deserved it (5104)

On 06/30/2015 at 11:33am - work - by AIienware -

Today, I went on a Segway tour in Budapest. The Segways have an automatic speed limiter, and to release it and get back to normal speed, you have to brake. Unfortunately, I forgot my speed limiter was on and so, while trying to break, I instead returned to normal speed and crashed into a tree. FML

#21434457
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18731) - you deserved it (3942)

On 06/30/2015 at 4:31pm - misc - by infrontofninepeople - Hungary (Budapest)



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