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Wednesday 23 July 2014

Top of the day | Top of the week | Top of the month | All time

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML

#21216504
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25920) - you deserved it (2059)

On 07/21/2014 at 5:15pm - work - by notpayedenoughforthisshit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML

#21217252
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24644) - you deserved it (193)

On 07/22/2014 at 11:54am - misc - by d4rkxf0x - United States (Texas)

Today, I was prepping for an interview after several months of unemployment. I had just finished brushing my teeth when I reached back and grabbed a towel behind me to wipe my face. Turns out it wasn't a towel, it was my newly dry-cleaned suit jacket that my wife had put there for me. FML

#21217564
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4074) - you deserved it (1194)

On 07/22/2014 at 5:55pm - work - by Infadel - United States (California)

Today, after days of thinking about it, I finally decided to break it off with my girlfriend. As I was about to text her to meet up, she texts me a picture of her getting a tattoo of our anniversary date. FML

#21217592
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (220) - you deserved it (1631)

On 07/22/2014 at 6:28pm - love - by Kyzilla123 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML

#21217633
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1105) - you deserved it (3585)

On 07/22/2014 at 7:20pm - health - by dypshyyt - United States (Florida)



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