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Sunday 21 December 2014

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Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML

#21318970
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28881) - you deserved it (2712)

On 12/17/2014 at 2:35am - love - by monster in law. - United States

Today, I found out my Nan passed away. My boyfriend came over to comfort me, things got intimate and we ended up having sex. After he came, he chuckled to himself and said, "That one's for you, Nan". FML

Today, I asked my spouse to help me apply some hemorrhoid relief cream, since I couldn't see what was going on down there clearly. Next time, I hope I'll remember if I'm still in a conference call with my online classmates so they don't witness the whole thing again. FML

Today, my boss heard a rumor that I was in a relationship with a fellow co-worker. He assured me that inside relationships weren't against any store policy, so I confirmed it. He then fired my boyfriend anyway. FML

#21318814
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28250) - you deserved it (4444)

On 12/16/2014 at 10:31pm - work - by thankssomuch - United States (Maine)

Today, my mother-in-law asked for a copy of my son's death certificate so she could have her week-long island beach holiday classed as bereavement leave. FML

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

#21320716
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24134) - you deserved it (3227)

On 12/20/2014 at 2:33am - love - by qyx3lmnop24 - United States (California)

Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. FML

#21318416
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30710) - you deserved it (5909)

On 12/16/2014 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Extravirgin (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

#21320583
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23269) - you deserved it (1687)

On 12/19/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by cantunhear - United States (New York)

Today, a customer came in with a laptop smashed beyond repair. She asked if we could recover her files, but thanks to my idiot boss' new store policy I had to ask her a bunch of questions, including if she had tried "turning it on and off". She stared at me, speechless, like I was a complete moron. FML

#21321539
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11974) - you deserved it (1150)

On 12/21/2014 at 2:08pm - work - by anonix (man) - Canada

Today, my classmate said I looked better without makeup. Well, her exact words were, "You look like less of a whore without makeup." FML

Today, I got 3 different rejection letters mailed to me from the same college. FML

#21320043
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28339) - you deserved it (2356)

On 12/18/2014 at 11:04pm - misc - by ai_lauren (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

#21320485
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26580) - you deserved it (2025)

On 12/19/2014 at 6:27pm - money - by j4 - United Kingdom



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