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Saturday 20 December 2014

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Today, a student's mother sent me an e-mail complaining that I was requiring her child to read a book containing mild profanity. She then demanded me to let him read an easier book. This would've been somewhat acceptable if the student wasn't in the 12th grade. FML

#21318762
98 comments

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On 12/16/2014 at 9:11pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss heard a rumor that I was in a relationship with a fellow co-worker. He assured me that inside relationships weren't against any store policy, so I confirmed it. He then fired my boyfriend anyway. FML

#21318814
89 comments

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On 12/16/2014 at 10:31pm - work - by thankssomuch - United States (Maine)

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML

#21318970
92 comments

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On 12/17/2014 at 2:35am - love - by monster in law. - United States

Today, my mother-in-law asked for a copy of my son's death certificate so she could have her week-long island beach holiday classed as bereavement leave. FML

Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. FML

#21318416
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29793) - you deserved it (5698)

On 12/16/2014 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Extravirgin (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML

#21320382
46 comments

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On 12/19/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my classmate said I looked better without makeup. Well, her exact words were, "You look like less of a whore without makeup." FML

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

#21320583
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15909) - you deserved it (1104)

On 12/19/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by cantunhear - United States (New York)

Today, my parents decided to "discipline" my kitten by spraying her with water. This somehow managed to completely un-train her, and now she's back to being the compulsive biter she was when I first brought her home. FML

#21318466
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26330) - you deserved it (2875)

On 12/16/2014 at 10:01am - animals - by scars - United States (Illinois)

Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML

#21318557
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26504) - you deserved it (6320)

On 12/16/2014 at 2:26pm - misc - by privatebathroomneeded - United States (California)

Today, half of my motivation to stop drinking is so that my tolerance will go down, because I currently can't actually afford enough alcohol to get even tipsy anymore. FML

#21319263
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22531) - you deserved it (9209)

On 12/17/2014 at 5:41pm - health - by Recovering Alcoholic - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML

#21319659
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25740) - you deserved it (2595)

On 12/18/2014 at 10:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)



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