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Wednesday 27 May 2015

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Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10825) - you deserved it (912)

On 05/26/2015 at 11:12am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, it's been exactly 2 years since I graduated college. I make less money in my full-time job now than I did working part-time in college. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12582) - you deserved it (954)

On 05/26/2015 at 12:50pm - money - by Real Life Sucks - United States



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