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Sunday 29 March 2015

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Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML

#21380086
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28406) - you deserved it (3183)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:51am - money - by stuck - United States (Illinois)

Today, I overheard my co-workers referring to me as "Uncle Fester". This is apparently my nickname around the office, and has been for nearly three years. I had no idea. FML

#21380389
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24594) - you deserved it (2367)

On 03/23/2015 at 9:49pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, an old lady was walking behind me. She tripped and started to fall, so naturally I turned and outstretched my arms to catch her, but was too late. A man turned just in time to see an old lady on the ground with me with my arms stretched out. I now have a black eye. FML

#21380543
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29112) - you deserved it (2164)

On 03/24/2015 at 2:58am - misc - by why me - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my friend's family has been using red paper to help his little brother with his potty training. "Aim for the red!" they would say to him. I guess today was a bad day to wear red pants. FML

#21381127
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25915) - you deserved it (2343)

On 03/25/2015 at 2:26am - kids - by ILoveLamps (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got fired for having a visible tattoo on my neck. The tattoo in question is a scar from a surgery I had 2 months ago. The same one paid for by my employer's insurance and missed 2 weeks of work for. FML

#21381191
83 comments

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On 03/25/2015 at 8:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML

#21381329
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28750) - you deserved it (3883)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

#21382721
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21441) - you deserved it (1915)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:42pm - misc - by BirthdayBoy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML

#21382751
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20544) - you deserved it (1369)

On 03/28/2015 at 12:39am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML

#21380308
54 comments

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On 03/23/2015 at 7:19pm - misc - by jumanji (man) -

Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML

#21380719
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25600) - you deserved it (2816)

On 03/24/2015 at 1:09pm - love - by ctmoto77 - United States (California)

Today, it's been three months since my sister broke her car, meaning she couldn't get to work, and I've giving her money every month so she could buy food and so on. I just found out that her workplace is less than 200 metres from where she lives. FML

#21381106
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26416) - you deserved it (4189)

On 03/25/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Julie - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, some well-meaning soul told me to just pray my depression away, which would be about as effective as praying away a knife in my shin. FML

#21382206
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20739) - you deserved it (2930)

On 03/27/2015 at 1:31am - misc - by an anon - United States (California)

Today, I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter for my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML

#21382250
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24025) - you deserved it (2148)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:17am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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