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Monday 10 March 2014

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Today, at a staff meeting, our boss sighed and asked why I'm always in the meetings instead of my co-worker. I reminded him that it's because I'm the department supervisor, not my co-worker. He wouldn't believe me until he saw it for himself in our personnel files. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39565) - you deserved it (3710)

On 03/12/2014 at 12:02pm - work - by KBBL (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38365) - you deserved it (3199)

On 03/11/2014 at 3:21am - misc - by why me? (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came in to work early at a restaurant to help out. I stocked, baked pies for the next day, cleaned and set over 50 tables, and vacuumed the entire two stories. When I went to send an order for the first customer of mine, I realized I hadn't even clocked on. Four ½ hours of work wasted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40235) - you deserved it (9998)

On 03/11/2014 at 9:01am - work - by IStillHaveMy8hrShiftToGo (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, we finally moved into our new home, which my husband and I got mostly so our kids could have fun in the spacious backyard. The moment they stepped into the backyard, they were terrorized by the neighbor's dogs, and now refuse to go outside. FML

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37009) - you deserved it (3701)

On 03/17/2014 at 3:07pm - misc - by IMAWAKE - United States (Michigan)

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