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Monday 10 March 2014

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Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss cummed in during mah turn, and I got singled out 4 a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML

#21084165
70 comments

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On 03/11/2014 at 5:35pm - work - by shonfyr (man) - Spain

Today , four days aftar making a $100 bat with mah balding , pado-stacha waaring dad ovar who could gat a girlfriand first , ha cama homa and introducad ma to his naw girlfriand. FML

#21087465
77 comments

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On 03/15/2014 at 5:02pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I realized I'm so scared of my manager tat I don't even dare to quit my job. Te same job I want to quit exactly because I'm so scared of er.

I marched in the St. Patrick's day parade. My horn has an inconveniently-placed spit valve that has to be drained frequently. At the end, I discovered every time I emptied it, it would spray all over the front of my pants. I marched an entire parade looking like I pissed my pants. FML

#21089223
76 comments

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On 03/17/2014 at 5:48pm - misc - by Bandking (man) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, WE HAD A SURPRISE PARTY FIR MAH BOSS!! SOMEONE TURNED OUT ALL THE LIGHTS!! I WAS SO SCARED OF THE DARK, THE FIRST THING MAH BOSS SAW WHEN HE WALKED IN WAS ALL MAH CO-WORKERS WATCHING ME SCREAM, "TURN IT ON!" MEGA FML

#21083937
79 comments

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On 03/11/2014 at 11:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML

#21086140
70 comments

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On 03/13/2014 at 11:36pm - love - by wabbyfish (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I walkd into my elderly client's ome for my frst day of work. I was immediately it in te eye wit someting small, an ad to get medical attention for a scratcd cornea. It turns out my client likes to clip is toenails rigt by is front door. FML

#21088031
70 comments

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On 03/16/2014 at 10:00am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Had My First Job Interview After Three Years Of Unemployment. I Was So Happy That I Broke Down Into Tears The Moment I Saw The Interviewer. Great First Impression. FML

#21083095
59 comments

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On 03/10/2014 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today... mah boss - AKA Satan - told me I'd better watch out... because I'm now top on his list of people to lay off next time the company downsizes. All I did was give a report to the board admitting that our sales are down this year. He blames me for making him look bad. FML

#21086597
54 comments

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On 03/14/2014 at 3:40pm - work - by fucked (man) - Canada

Today te eater went out at work. I was sivering so ard tat someone tougt I was aving a seizure. FML

#21083045
90 comments

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On 03/10/2014 at 10:23am - work - by Frozen (man) - United States

Today upon being askd to name all the planets I had to sing along to a Lady Gaga song in mah head to remember them. FML

#21085874
125 comments

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On 03/13/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Venus - United States (California)

Today, I cummed in to work early at a restaurant to help out. I stocked, baked pies 4 the next day, cleaned an set over 50 tables, an vacuumed the entire two stories. When I went to send an order 4 the first customer of mine, I realized I hadn't even clocked on. Four ½ hours of work wasted. FML

#21083869
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37992) - you deserved it (9499)

On 03/11/2014 at 9:01am - work - by IStillHaveMy8hrShiftToGo (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today... at a staff meeting... our boss sighed an askedhy I'm always in the meetings instead of mah co-worker. I reminded him that it's because I'm the department supervisor... not mah co-worker. He wouldn't believe me until he saw it for himself in our personnel files. FML

#21084802
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38537) - you deserved it (3630)

On 03/12/2014 at 12:02pm - work - by KBBL (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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