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Friday 20 December 2013

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Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML

#21005277
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31844) - you deserved it (3766)

On 12/25/2013 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up on Christmas morning to find that a large cock and balls had been keyed into the windscreen of my car. My new, two-week-old car, which I will be paying off for the next four years. FML

#21005375
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35119) - you deserved it (2677)

On 12/25/2013 at 7:45pm - money - by Sophies (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, the only conversation I had with my mother where she didn't explode into a hissy fit was about peanut butter vs. almond butter. And even then she was starting to get mad at me. FML

#21006901
64 comments

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On 12/27/2013 at 1:40am - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I thought it would be to a good idea to introduce my indoor cat to my dog. The pee stains, multiple scratches, and puncture wounds to my face prove otherwise. FML

#20994387
67 comments

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On 12/16/2013 at 3:52am - animals - by Ramis182 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML

#20995103
62 comments

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On 12/16/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by dazed and confused - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML

#20998173
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36163) - you deserved it (3978)

On 12/19/2013 at 3:52pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML

#20998949
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35609) - you deserved it (3473)

On 12/20/2013 at 9:27am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

#21000904
64 comments

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On 12/22/2013 at 12:37am - misc - by Isitreallythatbad, (woman) - United States

Today, I got a call at 4 in the morning from the security company, saying someone had broken into my workplace. I drove an hour out there, only to find out it was a rat that had set off the alarm. FML

#21000984
57 comments

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On 12/22/2013 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I am sitting next to a guy who very clearly has lice crawling on his head. It's a six hour flight. FML

#21006067
94 comments

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On 12/26/2013 at 11:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a whistle key finder from my grandma for Christmas. This would have been nice if I could actually whistle. FML

#21005460
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28586) - you deserved it (4425)

On 12/25/2013 at 9:07pm - misc - by princesss_14 - United States (Texas)

Today, while staying at my brother's place for the Christmas holidays, I had to leave because he threatened to "take me outside". Apparently he doesn't like being corrected on whether a certain car has a long wheel base version, so I guess the family Christmas is over. FML

#21005745
47 comments

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On 12/26/2013 at 12:30am - misc - by detour165 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I took my girlfriend to a local drag racing spot to get her more involved with my friends. Her ex showed up and wanted to race me. I won the race, but blew my engine. I had to use his dad's towing service to get my car home. FML

#21004910
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38069) - you deserved it (13064)

On 12/25/2013 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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