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Friday 20 December 2013

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Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML

#20995385
107 comments

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On 12/17/2013 at 12:02am - money - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, rather than buying one pork chop big enough for myself, I bought two smaller chops just so the cashier wouldn't think I was eating by myself. FML

#20996744
86 comments

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On 12/18/2013 at 4:30am - love - by LonelyPorkChop - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I saw a guy in the street drawing caricatures, and I decided to pay him to do one of me. Being a caricature, I looked pretty monstrous in it. When I showed it to my mum later, she shuddered and said, "Yeah, looks just like you." FML

#20998272
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On 12/19/2013 at 5:13pm - misc - by ;_; (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after finals, my English professor left me less than one percent from an A. Why? All semester long, he took away points because my opinions did not match his. FML

Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML

#21002634
166 comments

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On 12/23/2013 at 4:10pm - money - by rainastartree - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me for Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail for a DUI and battery. Thank you to my cocklick of an aunt for taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar and pressuring her into relapse. FML

#21003791
88 comments

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On 12/24/2013 at 3:48pm - misc - by jhulich (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my car was keyed, while I was still sitting in it. FML

Today, my new neighbors moved in. They have a chihuahua that constantly barks all throughout the day. It makes a great addition to my other neighbors that have a rooster that goes off at sunrise every morning. FML

Today, my grandma came over for the holidays. She tried explaining how Santa is actually Christ reincarnated, giving presents to all the good little Christian boys and girls. She'll be staying all week. FML

#20995564
126 comments

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On 12/17/2013 at 4:16am - misc - by not-religious (woman) - United States

Today, I met a great guy at the bar, and we went back to my place. He left before I woke up, leaving a badly-scrawled note saying, "Gone to work, call me!" I couldn't make out the number. FML

#20996904
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On 12/18/2013 at 12:01pm - love - by whereismyprince? - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from my sister. She's only 10 years old. FML

#20997840
123 comments

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On 12/19/2013 at 8:12am - money - by tp2014 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I finally told my father that I was picked on at college all this year over my hearing disability. When I told him one of the jokes they made about me, he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. FML

#20999250
89 comments

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On 12/20/2013 at 3:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

#21000013
87 comments

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On 12/21/2013 at 9:13am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Florida)



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