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Tuesday 1 October 2013

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Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML

#20906604
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33670) - you deserved it (4093)

On 10/03/2013 at 10:56pm - love - by Annoyed - United States (Maryland)

Today, I have to go on a 7-hour-bus ride sitting beside my ex-boyfriend's mother. We broke up because she told him to. FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44829) - you deserved it (2815)

On 10/08/2013 at 12:04pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my financial troubles got so bad, I contemplated visiting a friend simply so I could swipe their deodorant. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39253) - you deserved it (6243)

On 10/08/2013 at 10:34am - money - by moneymoneymoney (woman) - United States (Florida)



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