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Tuesday 1 October 2013

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Today, I got two pieces of mail. One was a fine for not presenting my concession card to ticket inspectors on a train. The other was my concession card. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41169) - you deserved it (3298)

On 10/08/2013 at 3:09am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - China (Shanghai)

Today, I'm in a military academy with a strict no alcohol policy. My friends drunk call me practically every night to tell me how much fun they are having. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39257) - you deserved it (7495)

On 10/02/2013 at 11:46pm - work - by sober judge - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my dad got me a GPS for my birthday. I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't have a permit or a car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41342) - you deserved it (3520)

On 10/07/2013 at 11:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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