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Saturday 14 September 2013

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Today, the guy I love asked me if hooking up counted as dating, because he thinks I'm "super hot," but he doesn't want "all the relationship shit." FML

#20874228
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46827) - you deserved it (5066)

On 09/09/2013 at 8:46am - love - by Renagirl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

#20874413
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46402) - you deserved it (5604)

On 09/09/2013 at 1:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

#20883830
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50556) - you deserved it (7876)

On 09/16/2013 at 3:08pm - love - by Jake - United States (Oregon)

Today, it was my first day closing alone at a pet store when a lady came in wanting to return a bird she bought months ago. Once I informed her there were no returns on livestock, she let the bird free and ran out the door, leaving me to catch it and explain to my manager where it came from. FML

#20885115
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43031) - you deserved it (2677)

On 09/17/2013 at 11:44am - work - by tay - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was struggling to move a large bookshelf downstairs. Mid-way down, the weight became too much for me and I desperately yelled to my dad for help. He stood at the top of the stairs and said, "Cash or broken bones. How much's it worth, son?" I'm now £50 poorer. FML

#20889249
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39811) - you deserved it (3752)

On 09/20/2013 at 6:20pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML

#20877295
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46995) - you deserved it (7620)

On 09/11/2013 at 5:35pm - work - by natattack - United States (Texas)

Today, one of my employees called in after his 8-hour shift, explaining that he had bed bugs at home, found one on his shirt, and thinks they are in the store. I own a mattress shop. They'd spread. FML

#20877588
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47760) - you deserved it (2635)

On 09/11/2013 at 9:12pm - work - by icanteven - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML

#20881965
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45868) - you deserved it (4253)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my self-esteem sank so low that I sabotaged my workplace's corporate network, then fixed it, just so I could feel needed. FML

#20878417
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42334) - you deserved it (6861)

On 09/12/2013 at 3:40pm - work - by sysadmin:~# rm -rf / (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my son asked me if slavery was ever abolished. He's 19. FML

#20883742
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41990) - you deserved it (6742)

On 09/16/2013 at 1:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to visit my overly-posh mother for the first time in many years. Upon arrival, she kicked me out because my outfit did not follow the same color-scheme as her decor. FML

#20888617
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45092) - you deserved it (3091)

On 09/20/2013 at 1:52am - misc - by wat - United States (California)

Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML

#20888878
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19875) - you deserved it (45532)

On 09/20/2013 at 11:33am - misc - by BabeRuth (man) - United States

Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML

#20875531
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40710) - you deserved it (5938)

On 09/10/2013 at 7:36am - animals - by Evil_Angel_90 (woman) - Australia



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