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Saturday 14 September 2013

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Today, my English teacher handed back my creative story assignment with a 74% on it. Apparently, she docked 10% because I had an unrealistic, overly dramatic plot line. That plot line was based on my life. FML

#20887417
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43122) - you deserved it (3770)

On 09/19/2013 at 2:15am - work - by Sua - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML

#20889279
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42028) - you deserved it (9729)

On 09/20/2013 at 6:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my workplace was having a "prices are down" promotion. I had to wear a badge that said, "Down and staying down" all day, opening myself up to a lot of weirdos winking at me or saying, "Oh yeah, I bet you are". FML

#20878038
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38777) - you deserved it (2806)

On 09/12/2013 at 3:42am - work - by hawkwardd - Australia

Today, at my first day on the job, a customer threatened my life because our vending machine had run out of Doritos. FML

#20880018
64 comments

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On 09/13/2013 at 7:13pm - work - by Anonynommer (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mum got engaged to her American pen-pal, who is in prison over there for murder. FML

Today, it was my first day closing alone at a pet store when a lady came in wanting to return a bird she bought months ago. Once I informed her there were no returns on livestock, she let the bird free and ran out the door, leaving me to catch it and explain to my manager where it came from. FML

#20885115
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40410) - you deserved it (2478)

On 09/17/2013 at 11:44am - work - by tay - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML

#20888878
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18730) - you deserved it (43132)

On 09/20/2013 at 11:33am - misc - by BabeRuth (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML

#20874035
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48486) - you deserved it (5263)

On 09/09/2013 at 2:15am - intimacy - by merpaderp14 (woman) - Canada

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend and mother have been sending each other sexually-explicit picture messages. FML

Today, I found out my roommate Skypes my friends on my laptop when I'm away. Not only that, he covers his face and shows them his junk. My friends no longer answer Skype calls from me. FML

#20886799
69 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 5:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, every time I write the word "analyst," I can't help but giggle because it begins with "anal." I'm 24, and studying to be a conflict analyst. FML

#20886867
106 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 6:59pm - work - by Sunny (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a man at the comic book store I work at asked me if Spider-Man is based on a real story, and verbally abused me when, thinking he was joking, I laughed. He wasn't. FML

#20887394
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33918) - you deserved it (3054)

On 09/19/2013 at 1:35am - work - by some people... - United States

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML

#20877295
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44270) - you deserved it (7237)

On 09/11/2013 at 5:35pm - work - by natattack - United States (Texas)



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