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Saturday 14 September 2013

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Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML

#20878799
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18239) - you deserved it (45780)

On 09/12/2013 at 9:11pm - misc - by Robert - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was walking down the street when a "homeless" man asked for money. I gave him a dollar and he got up and called his friend on an iPhone. FML

#20879472
167 comments

Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML

#20889355
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35265) - you deserved it (2286)

On 09/20/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by -.- - United States (California)

Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML

#20889651
92 comments

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On 09/21/2013 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my sister, who knows I'm severely afraid of heights, got me tickets to sky dive for my birthday. When I reminded her of my fear, she stated that she forgot and should just keep them for herself and her boyfriend. My mom agreed. FML

#20875635
89 comments

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On 09/10/2013 at 10:56am - money - by PartTimePrincess (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML

#20876765
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49431) - you deserved it (2854)

On 09/11/2013 at 5:30am - love - by AnonymousLoser (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my son asked me if slavery was ever abolished. He's 19. FML

#20883742
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40015) - you deserved it (6471)

On 09/16/2013 at 1:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a co-worker described, in vivid detail in the middle of the office, how he dribbles after peeing, and often has a burning sensation. FML

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

#20889155
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44753) - you deserved it (3038)

On 09/20/2013 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Hungary (Szeged)

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

#20879963
63 comments

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On 09/13/2013 at 6:24pm - work - by Volunteer (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML

#20881721
68 comments

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On 09/15/2013 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. My dad was having a bad day and was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he started screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML

#20887758
44 comments

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On 09/19/2013 at 1:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I offered to help out at my grandpa's farm, and he had me load buckets of water into his trunk. When he came by and saw me struggling to lift a bucket, he sneered, called me a moron for filling it up before putting it in the truck, and told me to just go home. FML

#20889129
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30288) - you deserved it (9905)

On 09/20/2013 at 4:31pm - misc - by fuckwank (man) - United States (Texas)



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