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Saturday 14 September 2013

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Today, I was walking down the street when a "homeless" man asked for money. I gave him a dollar and he got up and called his friend on an iPhone. FML

#20879472
166 comments

Today, my son asked me if slavery was ever abolished. He's 19. FML

#20883742
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41754) - you deserved it (6711)

On 09/16/2013 at 1:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I noticed that my new colleague never laughs. Instead she says, "LOL". I have to work with her every day. FML

#20884887
95 comments

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On 09/17/2013 at 4:26am - work - by Jienaf (man) - Malta

Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML

#20889651
91 comments

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On 09/21/2013 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML

#20875421
36 comments

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On 09/10/2013 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

#20889155
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48070) - you deserved it (3567)

On 09/20/2013 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Hungary (Szeged)

Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML

#20889355
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37834) - you deserved it (2523)

On 09/20/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by -.- - United States (California)

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

#20875436
55 comments

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On 09/10/2013 at 3:35am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and best friend decided to "help" by assembling my new front porch while I was away. Ecstatic, they displayed their handiwork. It's charming how the porch is precariously balanced, it leans in such a way that it appears it will fall over if you walk through the front door. FML

#20876742
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35718) - you deserved it (3088)

On 09/11/2013 at 4:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML

#20876765
93 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 5:30am - love - by AnonymousLoser (man) - United Kingdom

Today, a co-worker described, in vivid detail in the middle of the office, how he dribbles after peeing, and often has a burning sensation. FML

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

#20879963
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39278) - you deserved it (9810)

On 09/13/2013 at 6:24pm - work - by Volunteer (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML

#20881721
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34808) - you deserved it (5953)

On 09/15/2013 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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