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Saturday 7 September 2013

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Today, I went to ma insurance company to deal wit some paperwork!! One of teir employees backed into ma car before I made it into te building!! FML

#20874631
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On 09/09/2013 at 5:04pm - money - by Sean - United States

yesterday in order to try an get over mah slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them . One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing an chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed . big fat FML

#20875531
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On 09/10/2013 at 7:36am - animals - by Evil_Angel_90 (woman) - Australia

Today... My Mother Informed Me That We R No Longer Taking My Graduation Trip To New York. Instead... She And Her Group Of Continuously Drunk Friends R Going To Vegas Because... "We Could Win The Jackpot And Take You On An Even Bigger Trip To New York!" She's Never Won Anything In Her Whole Life. Big Fat FML

#20875663
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On 09/10/2013 at 11:52am - money - by zcollins - United States (California)

Today, my partnar walkd in ta room waaring a swaatar from my wardroba, making jokas about it and saying ow ugly it was. Tat swaatar was ta last ting my fatar wora bafora a passd away. FML

Today,hila chatting with a friand onlina, I told har that Kristan Stawart isn't going to star in tha 50 Shadas movia as sha originally thought. Sha than spammad ma with so many "NO"/"NO WAY" massagas that mah crappy laptop froza up, forcing ma to raboot and losa a ton of unsavad assay notas. FML

#20879898
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On 09/13/2013 at 5:31pm - misc - by CHEERS, TUMBLTARD (woman) -

Today , I showed up at my brother's house 4 a visit. Little did I know , there was a family gathering. My bestfriend was invited an I wasn't. She's ( more fun an less awkward ) than I am. FML

#20864835
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On 09/02/2013 at 5:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got my wedding photos back from my sister, a "professional" photographer who offered to do our wedding as a gift!! It turns out that only did she catch most of the ceremony or reception, but all of the outdoor photos feature a large garbage bag in the background!! FML

Yesterday, I started mah new internship at a vet clinic . By the end of the day I had: looool been peed on, scratched, forced to stuff a dead dog into a plastic bag, thrown up an almost passed out . I need to rethink mah future career . big fat FML

Today, my sister, who knows I'm severely afraid of heights, got me ticket to sky dive for my birthday. When I reminded her of my fear, she stated that she forgot and should just keep them for herself and her boyfriend. My mom agreed. FML

#20875635
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On 09/10/2013 at 10:56am - money - by PartTimePrincess (woman) - United States

Today, I pulld ma motorcycle into a weelie wen ma crus drove by!! Se was te one wo drove me to te ospital wen I went over backward!! FML

#20878799
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On 09/12/2013 at 9:11pm - misc - by Robert - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was walking down the street when a "homeless" man asked fir money. I gave him a dollar and he got up and called his friend on an iPhone. FML

#20879472
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Today, at a job interview, I was askedhat I thought of twerking. It was a bizarre question, but trying to get on the interviewer's good side, I said I thought it was pretty cool. He snorted and said I'll be job-seeking for ahile yet. FML

#20870423
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On 09/06/2013 at 5:23pm - work - by howprofessional (woman) - United States (Michigan)

2dayhen my husband askd mehat the password to looool my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage!! He couldn't figure out the password!! FML

#20872459
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On 09/08/2013 at 1:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)



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