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Yesterday, I couldn't sleep due to an awful head cold, so I stayed home from work . Apparently, the local high school marching band practices in the park across the street at 9am . They're doing the Imperial March music from Star Wars . They suck . FML
yesterday I went to a suicide prevention walk with a girl I like. Before the walk, we bought balloons to set free when they called the names of the deceased. To buy a balloon, you had to write a name on a sheet. Apparently, you weren't supposed to write yur own. They called my name. FML
Taday after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping, I witnessd her modeling a ( sexy nurse ) outfit. After seieng her bare thighs and most of her ass, I don't think I can eat cottage cheese ever again. FML
Friday 27 March 2015