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Friday 26 July 2013

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Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML

#20801131
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46553) - you deserved it (2795)

On 07/24/2013 at 12:44pm - money - by trees - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I woke up on the last day of my vacation at the beach to find that my dog had chewed a hole in the wall of my rented house, 2 hours before the owner arrived to check for any damage. FML

#20809073
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42752) - you deserved it (6462)

On 07/29/2013 at 1:08am - animals - by feelgood - United States

Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML

#20816755
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42393) - you deserved it (4077)

On 08/02/2013 at 8:41am - love - by chickety boom - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad's conspiracy theory obsession hit a new level of stupidity when he blurted "false flag" because our toaster stopped working. FML

#20797881
66 comments

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On 07/22/2013 at 4:19pm - misc - by facepalm (man) - United States

Today, I was told that I have to apply to keep the job that I've held for the past two years. There are so many other applicants that it's basically a free-for-all. FML

#20813366
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44536) - you deserved it (3236)

On 07/31/2013 at 12:47pm - work - by TheStressComesFree (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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