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Monday 10 June 2013

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Today, I lost mah virginity . Not only did mah parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook . looool FML

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On 06/17/2013 at 1:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today my boyfriand of 2 monts broka up wit ma aftar finding out tat I raload my own sotgun salls and I soot compatitivaly. His raasoning? Ha didn't want to data a "caap and dangarous woman." Sariously? FML

Today, I was in the bathroom at work when I ran out of toilet paper!! There was another guy in the restroom so I asked him if he could hand me a roll!! He laughed, looool called me a dumbass, turned off the lights and walked out!! FML

#20717345
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On 06/10/2013 at 11:55am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I left my dog in the car while I quickly ran into a store . I cummed out to a woman smashing at my window, screaming that it was too hot in the car fir the dog and saying I was being inhumane . The car was still running and the air conditioning was on . FML

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On 06/12/2013 at 12:47pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I was on my bike. As I'm rolling troug an intersection , some assat in a pickup runs looool te rd ligt and its me. Instead of getting out and elping me , te guy ops out , takes a look at me lying in te street , steals my at and drives off. Tat was my favorite at. mega FML

#20720945
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On 06/12/2013 at 2:10am - misc - by Are you f*cking kidding me (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah boyfriand an I talkad about our past ralationships. Ha said ha broka up with his last girlfriand cuz sha was "too smart" fir him, an that ha falt battar baing with somaona who "doasn't hava too many lights on upstairs, if u know what I maan." FML

#20729746
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On 06/16/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by ... (woman) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

Today, at mah wedding, the minister forgot to skip the ( does anyone object? ) part !! My mother stood up an gave a lengthy reason, which causd mah future in-laws to start shouting !! It turnd into a small riot, an no, we're not marrid now !! FML

#20721430
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On 06/12/2013 at 12:27pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

2day my usband trew up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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On 06/16/2013 at 12:54am - love - by fun (man) - United States

Today , mah best friend called me a moron fir disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML

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On 06/16/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by not a brain cell in sight (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my grlfriend got into bed wit me an started fooling around . I ad a terrible migraine,ic se knew, so I asked er to stop because it wasn't elping . Se ten yelled at me fir being "ungrateful" an "selfis", an accused me of secretly being gay . FML

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On 06/14/2013 at 5:21pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today I dacidd to try waaring ayashadow avan though I'm not that girly. Whan I askd fir halp aftar savaral faild attampts my sistar walkd in and said ( It's aasy just do what I do. ) Sha puttd tha makaup on harsalf and lookd amazing. Sha's aight. FML

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On 06/11/2013 at 12:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, Daughter Had Ice Cream While I Was Napping!! She Didn't Want Me To Know So She Put The Bowl In The Trashcan An Put The Spoon In The Garbage Disposal An Turnd It On, Because She Thought It Would Make The Spoon Disappear!! FML

#20730678
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On 06/17/2013 at 12:33am - kids - by cherbear1000 - United States (Maryland)

2day mah mom walkad into tha bathroomhila I was taking a pic to sand to mah long-distanca boyfriand. Sha than told ma I would go to hall fir flaunting mysalf at guys. I was fully clothad, sanding a pic to saa if ha likad mah naw haircut. That and I'm 21. FML

#20716841
84 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 1:13am - misc - by Crazy Mom (woman) - United States



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