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Today mah friend told me he had just robbd a bank and needd a place to hide!! Thinking he was joking I let him in so we could hang out!! 15 minutes later the cops storm into mah apartment!! Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke!! real FML
Taday I was meeting mah boyfriend's family for the first time!! The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face an kicked me out cuz I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister an I look much alike!! Too much alike!! FML
Today, I went to pick up mah 6-year-old son from his friend's house . They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave . So,hile I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table . FML
Today, my boyfriend an I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, an that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, ( so we can still be just as safe ). What the hell? FML
today I was told by my grandfather that I was no longer allowed to visit him or to set foot in his house. Why? He found out I have been taking Japanese an German as electives in my degree, so I must be an 'enemy spy'. FML
Friday 27 March 2015