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Wednesday 22 May 2013

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Today, I got a picture message from my aunt that said, "9 out of 10 kids get their awesomeness from their aunt." Normally, I would have agreed, except she forgot my birthday yesterday. FML

#20677224
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38533) - you deserved it (3155)

On 05/21/2013 at 3:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my piano teacher complimented my song, calling it great. I was proud and thanked him, then realized he was being sarcastic. FML

#20683283
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38066) - you deserved it (4734)

On 05/24/2013 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML

#20677289
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43048) - you deserved it (3098)

On 05/21/2013 at 6:24am - love - by moikristine - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I was notified that the company did not give me a raise two months ago like I thought. The increase was a typo. Two months ago I wrote a thank you for the raise email to my boss. Now I get to write a check to the company to pay back my "raise." FML

#20676088
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38020) - you deserved it (3055)

On 05/20/2013 at 7:07pm - work - by Check Writer - United States (California)

Today, while on my way to an important interview, I was stopped and ticketed for speeding. The ticket made me 20 minutes late, but when I showed up, I was told they forgot to call and let me know that the woman I was supposed to meet with called in sick this morning. FML

Today, in preparation for a third interview for my dream job, I spent an hour selecting the perfect outfit. I hung everything on my bedroom door and went to shower. My dog decided to play tug-of-war with the clothing and redesign the shoes. The only thing to survive unscathed was the hanger. FML

#20681337
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40561) - you deserved it (7126)

On 05/23/2013 at 6:52am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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