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Wednesday 8 May 2013

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yesterday while I was out shopping , a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her , saying , "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later looool , she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. real FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36533) - you deserved it (13168)

On 05/12/2013 at 12:37pm - misc - by walmart: first time, last time (man) - United States

Today... looool I started te bleacing treatments tat ma dentist recommended. Now... ma two front teet ave ultra wite spots... te rest of ma teet are still yellow and te roof of ma mout is burned. FML

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On 05/09/2013 at 11:11pm - health - by ZydecosGirl - United States (North Carolina)

2day I was laid off from mah job as a manager. After cleaning out mah office, I began clearing mah computer. I recieved an email from HR announcing a job position that opened up. Too looool bad it was for mah job. FML

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On 05/09/2013 at 3:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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