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Thursday 2 May 2013

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Today , I told my family I'm going shopping with my friend ( Emma ) . My sister's been teasing me about this saying , ( Emma can't exist! She's not real! You don't have any friends . ) She's right . FML

#20650839
88 comments

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On 05/08/2013 at 9:22pm - misc - by 19kwhatever (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML

#20630021
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On 04/29/2013 at 9:39am - work - by sdeeter (man) - United States

yesterday I calld a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrivd, I realisd I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab looool some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turnd my back. FML

#20632603
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On 04/30/2013 at 12:00pm - misc - by Brady (man) - Spain (Madrid)

TODAY, I HAD TO SHARE MY ROOM WITH MY COUSIN WHILE SHE STAYD OVER. I LET HER TAKE MY BD WHILE I SLEPT ON THE FLOOR. NOT ONLY DO MY BACK AND NECK HURT, BUT I HAD TO CLEAN VOMIT OUT OF MY HAIR. APPARENTLY, SHE ( WASN'T FEELING WELL ) LAST NIGHT. MEGA FML

#20640612
85 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 9:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairshen she counts how many she's putting in fir a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML

#20641701
96 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 8:41pm - misc - by Fatty Fatty Fatso (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to go buy diaper rash cream . For myself . FML

#20634292
62 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 2:40am - health - by ChangMu - United States (Iowa)

Today... looool I started te bleacing treatments tat ma dentist recommended. Now... ma two front teet ave ultra wite spots... te rest of ma teet are still yellow and te roof of ma mout is burned. FML

#20653345
56 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 11:11pm - health - by ZydecosGirl - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished... he reached slightly over the counter an I impulsively reached out an shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look an said... ( Can I have my change please? ) FML

#20640271
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On 05/04/2013 at 1:17am - work - by charishard - United States (Texas)

2day I was laid off from mah job as a manager. After cleaning out mah office, I began clearing mah computer. I recieved an email from HR announcing a job position that opened up. Too looool bad it was for mah job. FML

#20651556
86 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 3:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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