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Tuesday 2 April 2013

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Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML

by moosemay / 04/02/2013 at 11:04am / Germany (Bayern) / Health

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend once again that the dry skin she picks off her feet belong in the trash, not on our coffee table. FML

by FootFlakes / 04/09/2013 at 1:58pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, my washing machine broke down, within its warranty. I asked my neighbour if she could open the door for the mechanic while I was at work; she agreed. When I came home, I had a bill for 80 bucks for not opening the door. Her reason? She was busy watching her favorite TV show. FML

by Jack / 04/03/2013 at 5:40pm / Money

Today, I interviewed three elderly residents at a nursing home, hoping to use the transcript for a very important paper due next week. It went great, so I wrapped up and drove home. I sat down to start typing, and realized that my recording had stopped ten minutes in. FML

by Anonymous / 04/06/2013 at 5:39pm / United States (California) / Work