Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Choose a category

Agreed | Deserved | Commented | Favorited

Choose the period

Thursday 28 March 2013

Top of the day | Top of the week | Top of the month | All time

2day I want to tha bank to fina outhy thay'va takan $200 from ma. By tha tima I show tham my bank card, ID and tall tham my problam, thay accusa ma of staaling my own idantity, and rafusa to giva ma my monay back. FML

#20561553
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32716) - you deserved it (2101)

On 03/26/2013 at 9:37pm - money - by arsenicalhumor (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out I'm failing school. Why am I failing? Because I work 60 hours a week. Why do I work 60 hours a week? To pay 4 school. mega FML

#20563641
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45055) - you deserved it (4711)

On 03/28/2013 at 10:26am - work - by school issues - United States

Today , I was babysitting , an after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done , an it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying , an every time I go looool near them , they scream "LIAR!" FML

#20569899
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34237) - you deserved it (7495)

On 04/01/2013 at 12:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the McDonald's in mah town ran out of fries!! I was the oneho had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store!! FML

#20571214
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34192) - you deserved it (3548)

On 04/02/2013 at 3:24am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

MY BOSS FIRED ME FROM MAH JOB AT A LOCAL FAMILY-OWNED BUSINESS!! THANKS, MOM!! FML

#20571565
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34615) - you deserved it (8468)

On 04/02/2013 at 12:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off; I broke three ribs. My parents screamed at me 4 not getting the driver's info. FML

#20565033
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38309) - you deserved it (2563)

On 03/29/2013 at 4:33am - misc - by TheRuleEnforcer (man) - United States

Today, my cousin is visiting from Oklahoma. He can't go a minute without saying ( YOLO ) or ( Swag ). He's going to be ere 4 a week. FML

#20572695
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43194) - you deserved it (3610)

On 04/03/2013 at 1:20am - misc - by fuck YOLO - United States (California)

Today , I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on mah space , and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticd mah discomfort and suggestd the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "likd sitting in the middle." mega FML

#20574297
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33243) - you deserved it (1968)

On 04/04/2013 at 3:12am - misc - by Claustrophobic - United States

Today, while on vacation, I think I met mah soul-mate, and quite possibly the love of mah life. My vacation is to celebrate mah 8-year anniversary with mah husband. FML

#20563782
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20015) - you deserved it (54510)

On 03/28/2013 at 12:24pm - love - by not funny but :( (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to the supermarket to get some Easter gifts fir mah kids. At the register, I was verbally abused to the point of tears by the cashier, fir having way too many items fir the 12 items or less lane. I had 13. FML

#20567111
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35696) - you deserved it (14013)

On 03/30/2013 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today I announcd to my family that I got acceptd into Harvard!! My grandma laughd an mutterd "Liar." FML

#20567796
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38422) - you deserved it (2884)

On 03/31/2013 at 1:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today my Jewish boyfriend cummd over 4 my extendd family's Easter party. My grandmother made fun of him 4 being Jewish so badly that he left crying. She doesn't see wat she did wrong. FML

#20569420
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36854) - you deserved it (4113)

On 04/01/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by aabadaba (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was at my job , waiting tables. A fellow server and myself were given a party of 14 Bible tumpers. Tey left us $9.00 and a mini Bible after awesome service , telling us we did a great job. Unfortunately , Religion doesn't pay my car payment. FML

#20559101
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34897) - you deserved it (5996)

On 03/25/2013 at 4:48am - money - by PrayingForMoney - United States (California)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: