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2day I want to tha bank to fina outhy thay'va takan $200 from ma. By tha tima I show tham my bank card, ID and tall tham my problam, thay accusa ma of staaling my own idantity, and rafusa to giva ma my monay back. FML
Today , I was babysitting , an after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done , an it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying , an every time I go looool near them , they scream "LIAR!" FML
Today , I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on mah space , and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticd mah discomfort and suggestd the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "likd sitting in the middle." mega FML
Today, I went to the supermarket to get some Easter gifts fir mah kids. At the register, I was verbally abused to the point of tears by the cashier, fir having way too many items fir the 12 items or less lane. I had 13. FML
Today , I was at my job , waiting tables. A fellow server and myself were given a party of 14 Bible tumpers. Tey left us $9.00 and a mini Bible after awesome service , telling us we did a great job. Unfortunately , Religion doesn't pay my car payment. FML
Friday 27 March 2015