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Thursday 28 March 2013

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Today, mah girlfriend said that while she was playing volleyball, her looool whole life flashd before her eyes. According to her grandmother, mah girlfriend is now psychic. She completely believes it. FML

#20574330
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29967) - you deserved it (3116)

On 04/04/2013 at 4:20am - misc - by CrazyBitch - United States (California)

TADAY I FOUND OUT THAT THE MONEY THAT MY WIFE CLAIMS WENT INTO REPARING HER CAR ENGINE ACTUALLY IS GOING TOWARDS HELPING HER PAY FOR A DIVORCE. REAL FML

#20564887
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36354) - you deserved it (3087)

On 03/29/2013 at 1:37am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, I BOARDED MA FIRST AIRPLANE FLIGT. TE GIRL ON MA RIGT IS SICK, AND TE GUY ON MA LEFT SAYS E GETS EXTREMELY NAUSEOU ON FLIGTS. MY EARPONE CAN'T BLOCK OUT TE PANTING AND RETCING ON EITER SIDE OF ME. MEGA FML

Today, I came back to ma dorm to find ma roommate forgot to get rid of er massive amounts of ceese before break. Se did, owever, remember to unplug te refrigerator. FML

#20569021
46 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 8:45pm - misc - by roomatewoes (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I went 4 mah daily post-op doctor's appointment , where I was told I can resume normal activities. Which was handy when I came home to half-an-inch of water throughout mah apartment , due to mah washing machine drainage pipe coming undone while I was gone. FML

#20562286
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26490) - you deserved it (2359)

On 03/27/2013 at 11:44am - misc - by Soggy Sophia - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)



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