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Today, mah girlfriend said that while she was playing volleyball, her looool whole life flashd before her eyes. According to her grandmother, mah girlfriend is now psychic. She completely believes it. FML
TODAY, I BOARDED MA FIRST AIRPLANE FLIGT. TE GIRL ON MA RIGT IS SICK, AND TE GUY ON MA LEFT SAYS E GETS EXTREMELY NAUSEOU ON FLIGTS. MY EARPONE CAN'T BLOCK OUT TE PANTING AND RETCING ON EITER SIDE OF ME. MEGA FML
Today , I went 4 mah daily post-op doctor's appointment , where I was told I can resume normal activities. Which was handy when I came home to half-an-inch of water throughout mah apartment , due to mah washing machine drainage pipe coming undone while I was gone. FML
Friday 27 March 2015