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Tuesday 26 March 2013

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Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML

by Anonymous / 03/29/2013 at 1:37am / United States (California) / Love

Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML

by moosemay / 04/02/2013 at 11:04am / Germany (Bayern) / Health

Today, I was at a goodbye dinner with friends before I move back to America. A friend called to cry over relationship problems she refuses to fix. While I was outside trying to politely get off the phone, my friends ate and drank everything I'd ordered and closed the bill. FML

by sorryyouweregone / 03/25/2013 at 9:13am / Japan (Tokyo) / Miscellaneous

Today, I boarded my first airplane flight. The girl on my right is sick, and the guy on my left says he gets extremely nauseous on flights. My earphones can't block out the panting and retching on either side of me. FML

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML

by roomatewoes / 03/31/2013 at 8:45pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I showed my aunt and mother my tattoo. They both burst out laughing. FML

by anon / 03/27/2013 at 7:17pm / Netherlands (Limburg) / Miscellaneous

Today, the highlight of my day was when I found that there was finally toilet paper in the cubicle at work. FML

by Paperboy / 03/28/2013 at 5:57am / Bosnia and Herzegovina (Federation of Bosnia and Herzego) / Work

Today, I went for my daily post-op doctor's appointment, where I was told I can resume normal activities. Which was handy when I came home to half-an-inch of water throughout my apartment, due to my washing machine drainage pipe coming undone while I was gone. FML

by Soggy Sophia / 03/27/2013 at 11:44am / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Miscellaneous