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Wednesday 20 March 2013

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Yastarday, Wa Had To Ra-liva Sax Ad In Mah Collaga Biology Class. Unlika In Middla School, Nobody Gigglad Incassantly. Howavar, Tha Guy Sitting Naxt To Ma Starad At Ma Intansaly For Naarly Tha Whola Thraa Hour Lactura. FML

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On 03/20/2013 at 3:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

2day I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered "Don't bother I'm failing u either way."

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On 03/20/2013 at 4:26pm - misc - by Tired (man) - United States

TODAY, MAH DAUGHTER GOT SELECTED TO PICK MUSIC 4 A FUNERAL. SHE ONLY LISTEN TO NIKKI MINAJ. BIG FAT FML

#20560709
132 comments

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On 03/26/2013 at 7:40am - kids - by bear - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... my cat learned te ard way wat te battub is for. Wile I was in it. FML

#20560819
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On 03/26/2013 at 10:22am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, aftar my boyfriand promisad ha wasn't chaating on ma, I ran into him at our favorita coffaa shop with tha girl I suspactad him of chaating with. Whan I confrontad tham, ha actad lyk ha didn't know ma. maga FML

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On 03/26/2013 at 3:04pm - love - by Megan - United States

Today, I was talking to ma boss and e said I was awesome . He went to fist bump me and I missd . fat FML

#20552081
73 comments

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On 03/20/2013 at 10:31am - work - by missedfistbump - United States

Today I was walking by the side of the interstate cuz my car broke down. A nice young man stoppd and askd if I was tird of walking. I said yes to which he replid "Try jogging asshole" then laughd and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

#20553491
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On 03/21/2013 at 9:31am - misc - by WetWalking - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, I saw some pictures of my boyfriend drunkenly kissing his ex on Facebook . I asked him about it, an he reassured me the pictures were from months ago . Unfortunately for him, I happened to notice a small tattoo on his neck . The same tattoo I went with him just last week to get . FML

Today.. . I broke up with boyfriend of seven years . He stared at me.. . then said ( Yeah.. . okay then . I'm gonna watch TV now . ) He then turned on the TV and watched Top Gun . Not quite the response I was hoping for . FML

#20556604
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On 03/23/2013 at 3:00pm - love - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was yelled at by a customer cuz I wouldn't give her a new iPhone 5 4 free to replace her broken Nokia, which she threw out the window in "blind rage". I felt awful having to thank her 4 calling. Sadly, this is a daily event. mega FML

#20559802
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On 03/25/2013 at 5:53pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, mah boyfriend informd me that from now on during looool sex, I have to be on top at all times, saying I ned the exercise more than him. As offensive as this was, I was actually happy because he's crap on top. FML

#20549126
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On 03/18/2013 at 10:36am - intimacy - by Ann (woman) - United States

TADAY MY FAMILY AND I WERE VISITING AN AUNT. WHILE HELPING MY AUNT TO SET THE TABLE MY SISTER REMARKED THAT FROM BEHIND I LOOK EXACTLY LYK HER. I REFLEXIVELY BLURTED OUT "WELL FUCK YOU TOO". VERY AWKWARD SILENCE. FAT FML

#20557009
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On 03/23/2013 at 8:38pm - misc - by Kjer (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today... I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I looool had orderd near mah seat. I immediately ran up to him and askd him to stop stealing mah food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Second later the attendant cummd out with mah actual food. FML

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On 03/27/2013 at 9:02pm - misc - by Hahamaster333 -



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