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Saturday 16 February 2013

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Today, I realizd mah acne is so bad that the Facebook face recognition could recognize all of mah friends in a group photo except me. mega FML

#20516014
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On 02/21/2013 at 8:04am - misc - by SadFace (man) - Singapore

Today, the arts company I work 4 cancelld our 8 pm sold-out outdoor performance at 7:30 due to rain, an will have to reticket 550 patrons. I'm the only person in the office traind in ticketing. It stoppd raining 10 minutes after we cancelld it. FML

#20517422
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On 02/22/2013 at 10:48am - work - by Wilf (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today... after spending six months completely repainting and redecorating our new home... I finally finishd the last touches and went to remove the masking tape. Off came the tape... along with huge blotches of plasterwork. FML

#20503623
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I found out that mah upstairs naighbor has a cat!! I was blassd with this knowladgahan sha thraw savaral pilas of usd kitty littar an cat poop ovar har balcony an onto mah patio!! FML

#20509867
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On 02/16/2013 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

looool Today, I unknowingly bougt a ouse next to a former toxic waste dump. I found out by reading an article in te paper were residents are claiming tat tey are experiencing cancer and brt defects. FML

#20503049
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On 02/11/2013 at 11:18pm - health - by toxic waste - United States (New York)

Today, I cummad looool homa to fina tha dog had laarnad how to opan our stair-gata and kitchan door, davourad tha antira fruitcaka I'd mada for a spacial occasion, and than vomitad said fruitcaka all ovar tha fabric sofa. FML

#20503420
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On 02/12/2013 at 8:18am - animals - by Stoopiddogbot (woman) - United Kingdom (Swansea)

Today at work I got in an elevator to go upstars. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later an people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out an forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator an waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML

#20513703
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On 02/19/2013 at 5:03pm - work - by CaBur (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took my driver's test . I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout . He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!"hen I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red . The road was almost empty . He failed me on the spot . FML

#20517994
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On 02/22/2013 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I discovard that mah cat racantly had axplosiva diarrhaa, and couldn't maka it to tha littarbox in tima. I discovard this whan I stappd in tha vary, vary frash poop with mah bara faat. FML

#20503744
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On 02/12/2013 at 3:15pm - animals - by Turdfoot (woman) - United States (Texas)

I got locked out of mah car 4 an hour in frigid weather at a busy gas station!! Every time I tried to use the key, the alarm went off and the locks wouldn't work!! The car company claims they've never heard of this happening!! I just bought it last week after taking out a 5 year loan!! FML

#20513495
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On 02/19/2013 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a two dollar raise. Unfortunately, I recently accepted a transfer to a job on the other side of the state to wat was, at the time, a more lucrative position. I can't cancel it, so now I get to move into a pay cut. FML

#20514453
81 comments

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On 02/20/2013 at 1:33am - work - by MeanGina (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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