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Monday 13 February 2012

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML

#19062488 (47)

I agree, your life sucks (736) - you deserved it (203)

On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny Mom. FML

#19062994 (35)

I agree, your life sucks (495) - you deserved it (121)

On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)