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Monday 26 January 2015

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Today, a weird friend of my father's decided to visit us. Our house isn't very big, so when he went to the bathroom, I could hear everything. He didn't wash his hands after a massive dump, and when he came out of the bathroom he patted my face. FML

Today, I had pizza for lunch. Later, I passed out in front of a customer. Now I get to explain to my boss that I fainted on the job because of heartburn. FML

#21344355
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I agree, your life sucks (9322) - you deserved it (2137)

On 01/26/2015 at 1:55am - work - by Thisismylife (woman) - Canada

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

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On 01/26/2015 at 10:21am - animals - by HannaMD - Canada

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

#21344494
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On 01/26/2015 at 10:48am - misc - by Anonomous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML

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On 01/26/2015 at 2:17pm - misc - by boogery - United States



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