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March 2015

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Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML

#21369215
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30829) - you deserved it (4501)

On 03/06/2015 at 9:03am - misc - by no touching - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom found out I'm failing three classes. Now she won't let me go to a convention I bought passes for weeks in advance. Each pass was $45, and I bought 2 more for my friends. You do the math on that, because I apparently can't. FML

#21369220
176 comments

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On 03/06/2015 at 9:20am - misc - by Byepax (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML

#21367094
97 comments

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On 03/03/2015 at 5:15am - work - by soconfused (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML

#21379225
116 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 12:03am - health - by noway - United States (California)

Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML

#21376359
67 comments

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On 03/17/2015 at 12:25pm - love - by RS (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss insisted I go in front of him up the stairs. Out of respect, I insisted he go first. After a few seconds of back and forth insisting, he went. The reason he wanted me to go first was because he had to fart. I inhaled the raunchy gas for over three flights of stairs. FML

#21376143
60 comments

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On 03/17/2015 at 2:12am - work - by Boss Troubles - United States (California)

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML

#21375288
80 comments

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On 03/15/2015 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by why - United States (Arizona)

Today, my neighbor at my apartment building told me water from my sink was leaking into his apartment. He told me to call maintenance to fix it, but they won't help unless he calls. He refuses to, and I can't do my dishes without feeling like an asshole. FML

#21368266
121 comments

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On 03/04/2015 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my entire junior class took the ACT. On the last test, a classmate's phone went off, automatically invalidating the whole test. We all have to retake it. FML

Today, while camping, I was given the sex talk, along with visuals created with marshmallows and a roasting fork. FML

#21377041
53 comments

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On 03/18/2015 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the principal of the school I teach at told me she's not interested in re-hiring me because sometimes I wear a hoodie. FML

#21371721
92 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 7:28am - work - by schoolsucks - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML

#21370915
80 comments

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On 03/09/2015 at 1:13am - intimacy - by fruitoftheloom - United States (Arizona)

Today, an old friend of mine landed in Spain, where he's visiting me. After a few minutes talking about where we should meet, we realized the reason he couldn't figure out where it was, was probably due to the fact that he was in Barcelona. I live in Madrid. FML

#21371100
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30791) - you deserved it (3725)

On 03/09/2015 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Spain (Aragon)



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