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February 2016

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Today, I found out that people are notified when you list them on Twitter. I've been listing people as "Interesting" and "Stupid". FML

#21524626
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8496) - you deserved it (18046)

On 02/09/2016 at 11:08pm - misc - by Shiet - Singapore

Today, I sat in my hotel room bathroom in dead silence for 30 minutes while I waited for the cleaning staff to stop watching TV and drinking beer from the minibar, so that I could finish using the toilet. FML

#21524700
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17181) - you deserved it (3138)

On 02/10/2016 at 4:09am - misc - by mn051299 - Switzerland (Schwyz)

Today, while driving around with my brother and his idiotic friends, one of them decided it would be a brilliant idea to throw a hot sauce packet out of the car window at a moving vehicle. I've never seen someone angry enough to stop and get out of a vehicle that fast. FML

Today, I worked from home to actually be able to concentrate and make a presentation about my project. My boss then sends me a long email about how he wants us to work in the office, and how important it is for team building, giving me feelings of guilt for actually getting some work done. FML

#21524722
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16126) - you deserved it (1680)

On 02/10/2016 at 6:57am - work - by PhD student (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML

#21524799
54 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 11:57am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML

#21524824
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19825) - you deserved it (1661)

On 02/10/2016 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

#21525094
42 comments

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On 02/11/2016 at 7:24am - work - by candy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, we had some workers come to paint my office building. As a receptionist, it's my job to stock the fridge with soda. I walked into the supply closet just in time to find a worker peeing in a bucket. I stood there for about 10 seconds before I understood what was happening and ran out. FML

#21525196
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14685) - you deserved it (1051)

On 02/11/2016 at 2:55pm - work - by onlyolivia - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip of your dick. FML

#21525225
86 comments

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On 02/11/2016 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by Electro (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got my very first tattoo. Excited, I sent a picture to my best friend. Her response? "You're joking, right?" FML

Today, a short guy asked me how the world looked "up there", as I'm really tall. I decided to lift him up so he could see for himself. I failed both times I tried, to the great amusement of everyone watching. FML

#21525498
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13899) - you deserved it (4856)

On 02/12/2016 at 1:22pm - misc - by SK8WITME (man) - India

Today, I learned I don't have to spend Valentine's Day alone. My parents invited me along on their date. FML

#21525574
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14022) - you deserved it (1188)

On 02/12/2016 at 5:08pm - love - by SnurklesMcGee (man) - Canada

Today, I found out the only reason I passed maths was because my mum hooked up with my teacher. FML

#21525739
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5037) - you deserved it (581)

On 02/13/2016 at 5:48am - intimacy - by helloitsme - Australia (New South Wales)



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