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December 2014

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Today, I got broken up with. In a text message. She texted my grandma, who then had to forward said text to me. I got broken up via grandma. FML

#21310030
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37258) - you deserved it (2613)

On 12/02/2014 at 10:42am - love - by braceforcarnage (man) - United States

Today, I took my Spanish exam. One of the questions was to translate "Mark is lazy and antisocial." My name is Mark. Everyone kept giving me weird looks the whole test. FML

#21316211
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27738) - you deserved it (2257)

On 12/12/2014 at 1:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents decided to finally kick me out of the house because they've gotten tired of seeing me "sleep around all day and being so lazy" whenever I'm home. I'm currently triple-shifting for 6 days a week. FML

#21317150
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30632) - you deserved it (2323)

On 12/14/2014 at 2:50am - work - by wallamanut (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband sent me a link to an article titled "5 ways you are unknowingly destroying your husband and killing your marriage." FML

Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

#21312517
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27832) - you deserved it (7143)

On 12/06/2014 at 12:04pm - misc - by newly passed, newly grassed (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my son told me the Christmas letter he wrote to Santa was a joke and he didn't want the stuff he asked for. I already bought everything. FML

#21314459
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31350) - you deserved it (3437)

On 12/09/2014 at 2:15pm - kids - by Amore (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML

#21316533
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31547) - you deserved it (2301)

On 12/13/2014 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

#21319982
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24951) - you deserved it (2945)

On 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by I warned him - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized that although I'm dating the most loveable, caring and genuine man, the fact that he's a crack addict means I'll never be his drug of choice when he needs a hit. FML

#21310760
120 comments

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On 12/03/2014 at 1:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. FML

#21309350
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31614) - you deserved it (9082)

On 12/01/2014 at 9:37am - love - by foreveralone (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I noticed that I'm way more productive when I'm drinking than when I'm not. I think I just figured out why I'm related to so many alcoholics. FML

#21315807
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25459) - you deserved it (2772)

On 12/11/2014 at 8:17pm - health - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML

#21315008
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32341) - you deserved it (3190)

On 12/10/2014 at 1:16pm - intimacy - by unlovedandunfucked (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML

#21315592
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29187) - you deserved it (6055)

On 12/11/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anon - Ireland (Cork)



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