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May 2015

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Today, I finally reached the point where it became necessary to give my boyfriend an ultimatum: either clip your toenails, or we aren't having sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13168) - you deserved it (1245)

On 05/06/2015 at 8:50am - love - by anon - United States (Kansas)

Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML

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On 05/06/2015 at 1:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I heard a loud beep for over an hour. It didn't come from my phone or even an alarm of some sort. It was my son pretending to be a smoke alarm. FML



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