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July 2015

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

#21435915
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24388) - you deserved it (2924)

On 07/03/2015 at 3:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

#21439858
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28819) - you deserved it (16239)

On 07/11/2015 at 1:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to sit through an entire movie where every time a new character was introduced, the guy sitting behind me would say, "My name is Jeff." FML

#21438229
71 comments

Today, while visiting family in Taipei, I came across a large button that said "PUSH" on it. I was curious and pushed it. A deafening alarm then sounded for the next 10 minutes, attracting concerned neighbours and finally a security guard who informed me that I'd pushed a panic button. FML

#21438499
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22140) - you deserved it (9622)

On 07/08/2015 at 12:30pm - misc - by whoops (woman) - Taiwan

Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML

#21440556
66 comments

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On 07/12/2015 at 3:56pm - love - by sheWontbeOnMyZombieApocteam - United States (Texas)

Today, after hours of waiting in line, I finally met my favorite band. After posing for a picture, I looked at my phone to find that instead of taking a picture with me and the band, my friend took selfies. FML

Today, my family claimed that I haven't ever broken a bone because I don't do anything risky. I broke my arm by falling in the shower less than 2 hours later and my entire family thinks I did it to prove a point. FML

#21436352
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25349) - you deserved it (1993)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:56pm - misc - by hamurobby82 - United States (Texas)

Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML

#21442166
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30700) - you deserved it (2861)

On 07/15/2015 at 6:02pm - misc - by Razz - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a customer wanted corporate's number because we aren't allowed to sell pies after midnight. After a drug-fuelled cuss-storm, she punched me in the face through the open window and peeled out of drive-thru like a bat out of hell. FML

#21444376
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22840) - you deserved it (1621)

On 07/20/2015 at 4:21am - work - by TheDrugsAreStrongWithThisOne (woman) - United States

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

#21437701
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28819) - you deserved it (2482)

On 07/06/2015 at 11:59pm - kids - by BlazefireSaber (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my boyfriend didn't break up with me, but his mom did. FML

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

#21437094
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25223) - you deserved it (2536)

On 07/05/2015 at 11:18pm - misc - by madisonnkelly - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML

#21435132
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23405) - you deserved it (1947)

On 07/01/2015 at 11:10pm - animals - by Alex Andreas - United States (Oklahoma)



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