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August 2015

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Today, I found out that the medicine I've been taking for my headaches is responsible for my headaches getting even worse. FML

Today, on my daughter's 9th birthday, I have to let her know that her dog died in his sleep overnight. Happy birthday. FML

Today, my wife lovingly told me that I'm her best friend, followed by a detailed explanation of how it's weird to have sex with friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5005) - you deserved it (360)

On 08/29/2015 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Friend-Zoned - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to explain to my dad how I rear-ended the car in front of me because of a particularly intense banjo solo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4005) - you deserved it (6029)

On 08/29/2015 at 1:09am - misc - by mumfordandsonimdisappointed - United States



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