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January 2015

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Today, I wanted to surprise my roommate by picking her up from class with her dog. Her dog decided to surprise me by dumping a load on my passenger seat. FML

#21337685
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17154) - you deserved it (14892)

On 01/15/2015 at 3:30pm - animals - by surprise - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I went on my first date in over 4 years with a smoking hot guy. The big event was a trip to Target. I work at Target. He took me to my workplace for our date. And they say romance is dead. FML

#21345533
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7834) - you deserved it (726)

On 01/28/2015 at 8:51am - love - by anonpbc (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML

#21345232
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12332) - you deserved it (894)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:50pm - work - by bitchypast - United States (Maine)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML

#21345623
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2882) - you deserved it (215)

On 01/28/2015 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

#21338794
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21283) - you deserved it (9342)

On 01/17/2015 at 8:54am - health - by badluck_jean (man) - France

Today, it was my brother's birthday. I was short on money but got him a present anyway. After opening it, he looked at it and said, "I didn't really want this." FML

#21345473
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11555) - you deserved it (898)

On 01/28/2015 at 3:07am - money - by nsb124 - United States

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML

#21334215
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26097) - you deserved it (1907)

On 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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